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::: spoiler Transcription: A map of Australia with lines marking internal borders marked at random across the country, each demarked region being labelled with a state of Austria. They do not align with real Australian states or the positions of Austrian states. Reading top to bottom, left to right, they read Niederösterreich, Vorarlberg, Burgenland, Oberösterreich, Tirol, Steiermark, Kärnten, Salzburg. Tasmania is labelled "Wien". The map is labelled AUSTRIA. Below that, a map of Austria and surrounding countries (such as Germany and Slovenia, which are all labelled correctly). Austria is labelled AUSTRALIA. Internally, cities are labelled with the names of Australian cities. Canberra where Vienna should be, Sydney where Salzburg should be, Brisbane at Graz, Newcastle at Klagenfurt, Melbourne at Linz, Gladstone at Innsbruck, and Perth in the far west, near the Liechtenstein border. :::
::: spoiler Transcription Four pictures arranged in a square, with the Olympic rings overlayed in the centre of them. The pictures are, reading left to right, top to bottom: * The Eiffel Tower, viewed from the River Seine, with the word "Paris" overlayed over it. * Tower Bridge, viewed from the River Thames, with "London" overlayed over it. * A highway with motion-blurred images of cars, with a city skyline in the background, with "Los Angeles" overlayed over it. * A Hungary Jacks fast food burger restaurant, its logo the same as the "Burger King" logo but with the words changed, with the "Brisbane" overlayed over it. ::: Crossposted from [!olympics@sh.itjust.works](https://sh.itjust.works/c/olympics).
Transcription: A map of Australia, with different sections labelled with areas from other parts of the world with similar climates. * The northern coast is labelled: Thailand * Small patches of northern Queensland, northwest Victoria, and southwest NSW: Northern India * Most of the areas east of the Great Dividing Range: Louisiana * The southeastern corner, including most of Tasmania: England * Kosciuszko: Finland * Interior of Tasmania: Alaska * Small patches of southwest Victoria, southeast South Australia, and southwest Western Australia: Coastal Washington * Most of the southern coast: Southern Nevada (Los Angeles) * A large area around Perth and a small area west of Adelaide: Southern California * Southern Western Australia: Central Spain * Western Queensland, northwestern NSW, and central Northern Territory: Southern Texas * The vast majority of the interior of the country: Sahara Desert
Transcript: The "epic handshake" meme showing two muscled men clasping hands. The join of their hands reads "shouldn't havev filed that defamation suit". The man on the left is labelled "Bruce Lehrmann", and on the right is "Ben Roberts-Smith".
Transcription: A balding man in suspenders reads a news paper while talking to a grey-haired glasses-wearing woman. The newspaper is titled "The Australian". There is a teapot and mugs on the table they sit at. The man says to the woman "this bloody paper's half the size it used to be!!" The woman responds "of course dear, they used to publish both sides of a story."
My second hand device could have worked perfectly fine for another couple of years :(
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977217 > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977216 > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977108 > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977107 > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977022 > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977021 > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977020 > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977018 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977015 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977014 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3977011 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976980 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976979 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976939 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976896 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976894 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976843 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976841 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3976838 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The act of cross-posting fragment discussion among myriads of instances
Transcription: A screenshot of Twitter [Profile picture showing a blond woman holding a stuffed toy koala] **australian kitsch** 🦘@OzKitsch · **Woolworths** Coupons For Feb 2024: 100% Off CEOs Get promo code F0URC0RNERS
Something about fibre to the node inspired me.
Transcription: 4 stickers placed on different areas of a supermarket. 1, 2, and 4 use the green colours and logo of Woolworths. The third is red with the Coles logo, with a red hand pointing downwards with its middle finger. Special: You deserve steak for dinner. You can't afford it, but you deserve it. Special: We understand that times are tough, and that's why we pay our CEO over $20,000 a day. That's the median wage of a Tasmanian before the end of the week! Special: If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't. Special: We've made over $1 billion in profits whilst you can't even afford bread.
Was discussing the foundation in the reef thread and it made me think of this. I don't even think the last panel is necessary as we all know how it turned out. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-03/turnbull-defends-cash-to-reef-foundation/10070556
More quality OC from me to you <3 Don't repost to reddit or I will hunt you down, tie you up and force feed you a jar of vegemite!
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