Dad Jokes
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Tippy Hedren
They were all trick questions.
I honestly have no idea how they pulled it off.
I keep having to remove all sorts of Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge! Go get me a funny 🍺 beer! Surprise! It's another elephant.
If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?
* 22 Sep (Sun) - Greg * 23 Sep (Mon) - Ian * 24 Sep (Tue) - Greg * 25 Sep (Wed) - Ian * 26 Sep (Thur) - Greg * 27 Sep (Fri) - Ian * 28 Sep (Sat) - Greg ...the Gregorian calendar!
It was just a stage he was going through.
It was a big hit.
Cuatro sinko.
He says he can't. I'm so bummed. This club can't even Handel me right now
Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.
They'll just wash up on shore later.
Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!
Tony Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto
So they can hide in cherry trees. Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees? Because they're very good at it.
Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.
I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.
My dog said, they're lying I don't even have a bike!
but they couldn't start because someone was missing. Who was it? It was the giraffe. It's still stuck in the fridge.
It's four good caws!
Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.
Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.
Dad Jokes
!dadjokes@lemmy.worldDescription
This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
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