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Edit: Okay, a few more fans than I expected, a pleasant suprise. If you haven't watched *Over the Garden Wall*, you should give it a try and watch every episode, especially if you're looking to get into the Halloween spirit. The whole miniseries isn't that long - about the length of a feature film in total. Also, my gosh, it was so miserable to put Bashir's skinny pointy little face onto Greg's big round chonker! But bird Garrak was worth it in the end.
Note: "EEEEE...EEEE!" is meant to convey my hard-to-contain excitement of having Wesley randomly pop up. Also, though, I couldn't resist posting that face.
Seriously, though. In my opinion, V is by far the worst TOS film, if not the worst of any Star Trek film (Yes, including Kelvin), yet it somehow nailed the ending. Not to say I hated V that much. I think there's some charm of Kirk, Spock, and Bones breaking out the brig, but the plot is catastrophically bad. I was also annoyed with that one scene with Uhura where they have her seduce some acolytes, which I feel is a disgrace to the character.
Edit: Corrected spelling of Torres's rank. Based off a moment from VOY:*Prototype* that I just facepalmed and chuckled at, roughly around the 34:45 mark. The first two frames are pulled from around there, and the last four are just various images pulled from online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqzBH_g9SCE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisencolinensinainciusol
Do any of you guys also headcanon that the bonzai plant that gets eaten in LD is the same one Boimler got from the replicator that one episode?
www.desmos.com
I barely have time as it it. Please, don't make me do the writers, too! Also, if you actually look into the graph, note that data points have X axis error bars of +-1. For those who don't want to open Desmos:  Edit: Added the Harry spike for that timeline where he had a kid with Tom's daughter, as well as a gap for Neelix and Tuvok during the whole Tuvix thing. Another Edit: Fixed the line connecting episodes 69 and 70 for Neelix.
Edit: If my tone wasn't conveyed (especially to those who haven't watched Prodigy), this is meant to be an affectionate meme towards all of Star Trek. Note that the language I use is meant to be a comedic summary. I vaguely define the "episode genre" as people banding together [to fight authoritarianism or a faulty idea like militarism or isolationism]. Examples of this sort of episode include: - TOS:Patterns of Force - TNG:The Chase - DS9:Paradise Lost - VOY:False Profits - SNW:Strange New Worlds
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brave_Little_Toaster_Goes_to_Mars
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I saw the original (grayed out) part around Nicoles's death and couldn't take take it seriously. Therefore, here is my addition to make all of this more accurate.
It is believed he entered an anomaly with a shuttle in mid-2385. Upon returning, he said, "I guess I basically missed the late 80's." Seriously, though, it surprises me how naturally Starfleet this guy sounds, especially after knowing him from another role. It just feels like he could be edited in to be some Ensign at Conn on a TNG-era bridge and no one would notice.
A severe temporal anomaly during a transporter accident lead to this abomination, Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh. The transport officer on duty almost phasered them on site. During the manhunt, Gul Dukat got the closest he ever did to getting a statue on Bajor. Luckily, temporal investigations got everything sorted out. Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh was a spiritual successor to Needole. https://startrek.website/post/12514221
Edit: I added a GIF version as the thumbnail. Here's the apng version below. If it’s not moving, wait 30-ish seconds and see if it loads. 
Risa’s Dental ”You’re on a pleasure planet, so why shouldn’t your teeth be a pleasure as well?” Although I imagine dentists don’t exist in the 24th century like they do know; I imagine instead of braces or fillings, a general doctor just replicates chompers like they did for Ransom that one time, albeit hopefully the right size.
…is this the equivalent of masturbation? **Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.** EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.