Look, I know we've all been making fun of Sidney Sweeney and how her major Dobonkerinos scare away the woke, but to be serious about all of this

they're not even that big. I genuinely don't know why conservatives arre making such a fuss, I know loads of blue haired pronouns with bigger hungamungas. I've known plenty of women who had to get breast reduction surgery because their honking dongbongeroos were breaking their backs.

Conservatives are appropriating humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous from women with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs.