Here's my phone's new cloud storage. Accessible everywhere, no internet needed, nobody gonna stick their nose in it or decide that I suddenly need to pay 6000x more or they'll hold my data hostage

I still remember when this cloud thing was just starting, and some people were absolutely glowing that they can have 4 gigs in the cloud for only 5 bucks a month. At the time I had been drowning in 4GB and larger memory cards for probably a decade.