• warm water bidets exist, but cold water isnt as bad as you think
• no, thats a common misconception
• you can pat dry with a couple squares of TP, or keep a towel handy since you're clean now
• you ever see all the nooks and crannies of a butthole? You're going to hurt yourself before you're actually clean if you're just wiping with dry paper. You're smearing shit around your asshole and then going about your day with a shitty asshole acting like that's not a problem that needs solving

I always heard about it and thought there was no way that would work bc I didn't realize you were supposed to cut both ends

Can’t on iOS though 😓

This is sort of old but I always make a point to recommend DiMarzio because nobody else seems to. I’ve seen all of the typical straplock designs fail, but I’ve never seen a DiMarzio strap fail. I straight up don’t trust anything else anymore

The first two things I noticed were that the quality of content tanked (which was already the lowest I’d ever seen before that), and unvetted racism shot up. I still access Reddit on occasion for some small communities, but I use Dystopia so I don’t provide ad revenue and I just don’t interact anymore. It’s like the active/reasonable adults left and it’s mostly kids and bots left posting and commenting.

That sounds like a lot of American hospitals tbh. Also like practically every nursing home over here.

See also: the war on drugs

Holy shit

It's poking fun at some shitty anti-protest country song that has lots of people upset rn

I can't decide what's worse, this or the fact that my wife prefers flat drinks.

You don't have a finger dedicated to each button on the d-pad tbf. It's still considerably slower, but I would prefer a controller for most 2D games in general.

Thanks mang, that's awesome, those LTDs are sick

Bruh I logged into my Spotify account and it reactivated the Facebook account I had requested be deleted a more than a year prior

Thanks, I wasn't super happy with the color so I have swapped it since. I posted a current photo a few days ago

For real the cheap-ass bridge was an immediate giveaway

This is so much worse than I expected

I guess I should have known that was a thing. But also in my research I've just discovered that my new router is supposed to have an in-built ad blocker, but my ISP doesn't support that function so that's pretty cool.

Will look into a pihole setup now, thanks.

I can't exactly take that wherever I go

It's certainly not my primary browser but I do keep it around because its in-built ad blocker is just better than most other options available for iOS

It's insane that this is a 'proposed new law' in 2023. That shit should have been illegal the moment it was possible.