Thats why horny bards exist

Dungeon masters being masochists is in my opinion a Hallmark meme of RPGs

Could be an alternate dark elf

Beagles are the absolute derpiest good boys/girls

Not enough "oh shit that was today?"s

The key to being a good spotlight hog is to know you do it and drag the quieter players along with you.

"Hey grog, let's go check out that huge rock that seems to be sitting on a big red button, maybe that will unlock the door"

Amazon, dawg. For sure

♥️ love that

I got more in the chamber. Get ready for my reposting fury

What's that with rice?

That's beautiful and horrifying at the same time

That's not really saying much