4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath.
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    Anon is out of control

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  • Anon watches an old concert video
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    This is a well-established and active server, and I don't have any political agenda. If I did, my personal politics are very left, so that wouldn't be where I'd start.

    Chill and enjoy the greentexts or filter the community if you're not enjoying them.

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  • Anon gets a lesson in genetics
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    Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

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  • Anon has a lucid dream
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    God doesn't come around these parts

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  • Anon has trouble assimilating
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    There's just something about it

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  • Anon falls in love
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    Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

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  • hmmm 😈
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    Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.

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  • Anon doesn't like reddit
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    AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

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  • Anon casts a healing spell
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    This is like an episode of House.

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  • Anon drives a bus
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    I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

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  • Anon drives a bus
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    I'm glad you're enjoying these. I'll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

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  • Anon gets banned from Walmart
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    Anon is the Messiah

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  • Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle
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    And his dad is a meth dealer

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  • Anon looks up greentexts in drama class
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    I am now a more enlightened person. Thank you for introducing me to the legend of the chippo man.

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  • Anon looks up greentexts in drama class
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    I was hoping you could tell me

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  • Anon's day at the beach
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    People have forgotten how to have fun.

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  • Anon meets his dream girl
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    Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

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  • Anon's day at the beach
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    Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

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