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    The fossil record? Of course, that could just be a test of our faith...

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    I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:

    “Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.”

    I'm thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.

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    He promised to never do that one again.

    But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.

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  • Weirdo is now a meteorologist.
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    Elon is an idiot? Beyond that, I have no idea.

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    Someone Was Arrested For Killing Geese In Springfield — But It Wasn’t A Haitian
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    Can I at least deport them? This is Indiana, not Saskatchewan.

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    ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d79058b4-9cd4-44ee-bf7e-19fc708f23c7.png)

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    Weirdo is now a meteorologist.
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    https://x.com/mtgreenee

    Don't expect to see that tweet because it shows them all out of order now.

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  • Airlines look to cut time spent on the tarmac
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    AI doing air traffic control work?

    Jesus fucking Christ, what could possibly go wrong?

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  • 'Trump Bible' one of few that meet criteria for Oklahoma classrooms
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    So... do Catholic Schools have to use this King James Bible?

    Because that's going to be fun.

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  • 'Trump Bible' one of few that meet criteria for Oklahoma classrooms
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    They also don't know that King James was gay. And it pleases me to inform them.

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  • It’s Time to Stop Taking Sam Altman at His Word
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    Does Woz count? He's CEO of the Silicon Valley Comic Con (or he used to be anyway).

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  • Please Don’t Make Me Download Another App | Our phones are being overrun
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    It used to be a sort of second-rate New Yorker, except now The New Yorker is a second-rate New Yorker.

    Harper's is still decent though. It's pretty much how it's been for years.

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  • I wonder who "they" are in this case? The Jews with the space lasers?

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    Someone Was Arrested For Killing Geese In Springfield — But It Wasn’t A Haitian
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    Well I wish they'd migrate once in a while, because they're around here all year. They're also mean if you happen to walk by one and they enjoy blocking traffic.

    I fucking hate geese.

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  • Someone Was Arrested For Killing Geese In Springfield — But It Wasn’t A Haitian
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    Ebenezer Scrooge seemed to think they were a delicacy...

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  • ‘Beyond cruel’: Newsom retaliates against this LA suburb for its ban on homeless shelters
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    the latest escalation of Gov. Gavin Newsom’s pressure campaign on cities to help solve the housing crisis

    And yet, his "solution" is "keep moving them around whenever they settle somewhere."

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  • Oklahoma defends Bibles-in-schools proposal after report that only Trump’s might qualify
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    Specifically a Protestant Bible. In fact, not just a Protestant Bible, but one that only some Protestants use.

    If these guys ever take over completely, the religious wars are not going to be pretty.

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  • Supreme Court declines to block Biden rules on planet-warming methane and toxic mercury emissions
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    Did some of them realize they have grandkids for once?

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  • Melania Trump passionately defends abortion rights in upcoming memoir
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    Or maybe she just doesn't give a shit what he thinks. Because she hates him.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgOttlcLLo

    Here's the aired version, unfortunately in low quality. It's still pretty funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0v5TIbTG9Q

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    https://www.rawstory.com/rsbn-host-trump-jesus/ Paywall bypass: http://12ft.io/https://www.rawstory.com/rsbn-host-trump-jesus/

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    She waited until the last minute to do laundry yesterday. So when I woke her up this morning, I said to her, “put on some dirty clothes, go to the dryer, get some clean clothes, then go take a shower.” The dryer is in the kitchen pantry and I was making tea, which is why she had to put on dirty clothes. So first, she just went to the shower and I repeated it again when I heard the shower door open. Then she got her dirty clothes on and came out with her iPad because I guess she thought she was going to have breakfast. I told her to put down the iPad and get the clean clothes and I said “go take those and get a shower.” AND SHE STARTED TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF IN FRONT OF ME! I very quickly said, **“no, take the clean clothes to your room, go take a shower, then put the clean clothes on.”** She’s taking a shower now, so I hope she figured it out. She was sort of staggery and grumbly the whole time too. Very little intelligible speech. If she hasn't and you hear I was killed and my brain was eaten, that's why.

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    https://www.mediaite.com/politics/pro-trump-merch-vendors-brawl-outside-michigan-rally-were-ejected-from-the-premises/

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    >The newspaper reported that as early as the fall of 2022, Musk poured over $50 million into Citizens for Sanity, a group spearheaded by employees of Miller’s nonprofit, America First Legal. The funds were largely spent on aggressive ad campaigns targeting Democrats on hot-button issues like immigration and transgender rights in key battleground states just days before the midterm elections of that year. > >While Musk appeared to shift politically only recently, publicly proclaiming his support for Trump’s 2024 presidential election bid, the report shows he was, in fact, a significant behind-the-scenes figure for GOP causes long before creating a super PAC to support the Republican nominee. > >Musk’s donations make him one of the largest contributors to conservative efforts. > >“More than half of the money ended up in the coffers of a pro-DeSantis political-action committee,” reported WSJ. > >Musk contributed $10 million to support Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s 2024 presidential bid, a donation that had not been previously reported. Despite DeSantis’s early exit from the race, Musk’s financial support further cemented his status as a major GOP backer.

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    > The three women, who know Kennedy through Children’s Health Defense, an anti-vaccine group he chairs, have been sharing their alleged experiences in text messages with others in the wake of the scandal involving Kennedy and New York magazine correspondent Olivia Nuzzi. > The source said Trump’s top advisers and donors see Kennedy as a problem for the campaign, particularly given the news of his alleged infidelity comes on the heels of unfounded rumors that the former president himself was having an affair with Laura Loomer, a conspiracy theorist who traveled with his campaign for several days last month. Loomer vehemently denied any affair with Trump and mocked those who suggested it. > Kennedy has long been dogged by allegations of infidelity. In diaries obtained by the New York Post after the 2012 death by suicide of his first wife, Mary Richardson, Kennedy reportedly kept a “ledger” tallying the dozens of women he slept with while married. > >Some people close to Mary have criticized Kennedy for how he treated his late wife. Last year, in a scathing post to social media, Billy Baldwin said Mary “cried on my shoulder about Bobby numerous times” before her death. “If Bobby were half a man she would still be alive today,” Baldwin wrote. “It will all come out. His campaign will be over in weeks. If these walls could talk.” > >In the diaries, Kennedy reportedly described himself as a victim of the women he said pursued him for sex, encounters he described as “muggings.” He allegedly wrote that his greatest flaw was “my lust demons,” and that he had to “avoid the company of women. You have not the strength to resist their charms.”

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    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/02/us/politics/trump-jan-6-case-jack-smith-evidence.html?unlocked_article_code=1.PE4.PgqG.0rV_bvTr9Nq3&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

    Gift article. No paywall bypass should be needed. > When told by an aide that Vice President Mike Pence was in peril as the rioting on Capitol Hill escalated on Jan. 6, 2021, President Donald J. Trump replied, “So what?” > >When one of his lawyers told him that his false claims that the election had been marred by widespread fraud would not hold up in court, Mr. Trump responded, “The details don’t matter.” > >On a flight with Mr. Trump and his family after the election, an Oval Office assistant heard Mr. Trump say: “It doesn’t matter if you won or lost the election. You still have to fight like hell.” >When the lawmakers told Mr. Trump that he had lost the election in Michigan because he had underperformed with “educated females,” the brief said, Mr. Trump was not pleased. > >The lawmaker could tell by Mr. Trump’s “body language,” the brief recounts, “that he was not happy to hear” the assessment. > >One of the themes that Mr. Smith hit upon repeatedly was that top officials close to Mr. Trump tried over and over to persuade him to simply concede. > >During a private lunch in mid-November 2020, the brief says, Mr. Pence suggested to Mr. Trump that he should accept defeat and run again in the next presidential race. > >But Mr. Trump did not want to hear about it. > >“I don’t know,” the brief quotes him as saying, “2024 is so far-off.”

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    https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-hasnt-trump-congratulated-j-d-vance/

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