Cloud and leer, goodbuddy.

Don't be discouraged. All you need to get the ball rolling is two people who are:

• Attracted to you
• Attracted to each other
• Not the jealous type
• (optional) An in-depth understanding of how shared calendars work

Only by mastering the three-way can one ascend to the Orgian Fields.

Myself. Which I see as a sign that I need better stuff. I am a low bar.

I just quit after calling the police. Dude said they were too hard to scratch off and wanted his money back. Was dressed to the nines (as was his date), in a seedy movie rental store, trying to return lottery tickets by amicably dropping threats of coming behind the register.

I sure hope his date was impressed. Nobody else was.

Edit: also, this was about 20 years ago, so may very well have been a scam attempt.

https://fedia.io/m/workreform@lemmy.world/t/1275015/-/comment/7599773

It was in response to unionization.

This brings back memories. Hairy memories.

Never could figure out if he was drinking his own kool aid or not.

Not just union jobs, but traditionally union industries like auto workers as well. I have a friend that works in a factory in the US south. Not union, but the pay and benefits are close to keep UAW from gaining a foothold. He would complain about them handing out flyers in front of the plant every so often.

After a recent incident that had him sweating bullets over potentially losing his job for something minor (and having to face management and HR alone), I told him to take the leaflet next time. I hope he does.

I earned my dad joke card in 1985 when I came around the corner carrying a joke book and like 7 kids groaned.

is old

I never did understand how an ocean can contain multiple seas.

chomp

Tastes like chicken drum & bass

Network monitoring engineers: explains for the umpteenth time that a node reporting down isn't just a single dropped packet

OCD/AuDHD wreaks havoc on my executive function, and was left untreated for so long that my life is now falling apart.

I'm insufferable for completely different reasons.

I don't want the bonus points, I just want my mom to get the help she needs. But no... she's stubborn, prideful, etc. And even though she's a huge bigot and I want to punch her in the face, she's still my mom.

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Related Wendover video.

https://youtu.be/AIqxfBhlwx0

Wielded by Chalupa Batman.

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