Well, you still have to wear a mask on your penis.

Yeah, I tend to support social Darwinism. Like we should have never had the tobacco suits. They just destroyed the economy of conservative areas. Hell, those who are dumb enough to smoke should, IMHO, get what they get. Why reward people for choosing to use a dangerous product? As for mitigating factors, yeah, big tobacco was targeting kids in the past. Even some old tobacco ads relied on pseudo-science. Like saying smoking during pregnancy can produce a healthier baby. The "logic" was something like, "Stress is bad for pregnancy, smoking relieves stress, so smoke for a healthier baby."

And I have no mercy on someone being a wh-re and an attempted murderess. Really, fetuses should be a protected class with hate crimes enhancements. Yeah, that is a liberal approach, but it would be fun to beat the Libs at their own game.

As for my take on abortion, I am mostly pro-life. It would be convenient to society if more minority, poor, unfit, or disruptive people were to abort. However, I do believe abortion should be an option in cases of rape/incest or specific medical problems such as carrying a grossly deformed fetus.

Does it grow hair? Qubic hair.

Gay and Black men will screw nearly anything.

What's next? Concentration camps?

I've heard of some weird robberies, like the robbers stumbling over their words. "Listen up mother-stickers, this is a fuck up!" Indeed, they spoke the truth.

Damn. I didn't realize tardive dyskinesia is a side effect of those.

That would fit nicely in Song Parodies.

Yeah, get a kid without hands gloves for Christmas. They won't even open the package, let alone wear the gloves.

Like the latter point. "Glory holes." Those are holes cut in restroom walls where gay men can have anonymous oral sex through the wall.

1 out of 6 people considers Russian Roulette to be quite a mind-blowing experience.

The vaccines were just proven ineffective in preventing the spread of the fire virus.

I posted a Santa diary spoof here: https://www.thespoof.com/diary/santa-claus/7409/im-not-usually-posting-this-time-of-year-theres-just-so-many-toys-to-make-to-be-ready-by-christmas-i-dont-see-why-i-bother-this-whole-political

Yeah, there really is a superbug version of AIDS. So the idea of HIV+ singles isn't all that great. They should use protection too.

And yeah, there are AIDS deniers. They claim that HIV is rather harmless and lacks the genes responsible for the AIDS symptoms. They blame HIV drugs for producing AIDS symptoms.

Sounds a lot like the old AIDS talks. Some thought that if you have HIV and a partner with HIV, neither of you would be harmed since you are already infected. But what actually happened was that multiple HIV strains mutated together, creating "Super AIDS."

They will only die from the vaccines then.

"Ask your doctor if Poison is right for you."

We need a pedophilia vaccine and make the government get vaccinated first to set an example for everyone.

So is that what guys call sex now? "I'm here to give you your daily vaccine..." I'm sure hookers have the most jabs.