What do we do, go back to ragecomics and lolcats? Or does 4chan own those too?

Oh no, I don't think my attention span can handle a full three minutes. That's like, a whole movie.

I gotta admit, on my small phone screen, that did NOT look like a dinosaur's neck coming out of Jesus at first...

Needs more (((triple parentheses))).

EMP harpoons, electrified nets, and thermite-dispensing Raspberry Pi powered smart drone swarms, get yer open source killer robot dog countermeasures on Tindie.com now, 25% off sale.

Anybody can come to the party as long as you bring your own beer.

The AfD brought crack.

Welcome back to 1985 I guess. Now you're going to need a green phosphor CRT and a dot matrix printer.

The good news is that afterward, some redneck drunkard scientist with a spare Titan II missile somewhere in Montana will give us warp drive.

We used to say 4GB is enough. And before that, a couple hundred MB. I'm staying ahead from now on, so I threw in 64GB. That oughtta last me for another 3/4 of a decade. I'm tired of doing the upgrade race for 30 years and want to be set for a while.

I can literally trace my current Ryzen PC's lineage like the ship of Theseus to an Athlon system I built in 2002. A replacement GPU here. Replacement mobo there. CPU here, etc.

As long as you call it a special military operation, everything's cool.

Take off every zig.

Well, despite its owner, SpaceX is actually doing cool and useful stuff. Nobody else bothered with the reusable rocket thing until they made it happen. Starship is on the way to becoming the world's first 100% reusable orbital transport system, propulsively landing the second stage as well as the first. Soon as they get those toasty melty flaps figured out.

It just sucks that he's in control of it.

We had remote starters in the 80s, they didn't need Internet access, they were a completely local wireless solution, just like old wireless garage door openers.

This motherfucker is not currently an elected politician. Why the fuck is a civilian having meetings and making deals with foreign leaders? I was asking myself that when he met with Netanyahu.