Pesticide residue

Ooh thanks for the scary movie recommendation. Glad I'm not in your immediate sacrifice plans hehe (⊙ _ ⊙ ). Friends, for now.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." Where is this house located, Paper Street?

Nice catch! It would have made more sense if the user you replied to noticed it first, based on their name.

edit: I take it back, you both have star in your name! You should become friends, to make this go full-circle!

Flood-proof, with a gated yard and a mature tree? Sounds like a dream house, not a nightmare.

I'm rooting for you! Sounds like you know what it will take.

You're too young for irreparable back problems. Work on your posture and also try to strengthen those core muscles.

I see this type of thing a lot. Both things can be true: not wanting a pet; and responsibly caring for a pet once the decision is made for you.

Cool, so like 2 MRI machines?

Everything helps though, pardon my cinicism.

You're assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.

Good lord, the existential dread!

You're right. I will post this to get you off my nuts. Based on their reporting, it does actually look like earnings are down. Does this account for stock buybacks and all the shady things corporations do these days though? I don't know. Let's look at CEO pay while we're at it.

Yes it does. It's reasonable to assume profits are soaring as well.

F. your record profits! Pay up! We want record wages!

this would unironically make me feel like I succeeded

#1, during all eras: they didn't get the space-travel part in space-time correct.

Reminded me of this classic Onion bit

Nude fencing would be lit

Fair point. My guess would be they might like a trade-off of 1 centipede for dozens or hundreds of spiders. But I don't mess with the house spiders either, they're cool too.

I did need to help it out, you were right, thank you.