OP when they try Debian and it's exactly what it advertises itself as:

I think Tblock should do what you're asking for.

I took psychic damage just from seeing both of their names in a headline together

Boy, those... sure are some words. I even recognize most of them!

and then everyone clapped

Oh, good, Warner Bros. is erasing more art that people slaved over from existence because its more financially convenient that way.

Am I having a stroke, or is this headline horrendously written?

This. I swear, some people in the FOSS community seem to be convinced everyone who uses a computer is a developer.

Can't wait for Doctor Who Season 1, not to be confused with Doctor Who Series 1, or Doctor Who Season 1.

GrapheneOS has been basically flawless for me, most of the time I forget I'm even using a custom rom. Using the Aurora Store, along with a few select apps in a work profile with sandboxed Google Play services goes a long way in terms of plugging the usability gap. I know there's supposed to be issues with banks, but at least in my anecdotal experience, I've used accounts from 3 different banks and haven't had any issues.

At last, the Year of the Linux Desktop.

NVIDIA's Debian repo for Cuda has more up to date GPU drivers, if you don't wanna manually install from the .run file. Documentation here, its not reflected yet in the docs but there's a Debian 12 repo.

I'm also on NVIDIA, I tried the Plasma 6 Alpha last night (on KDE neon unstable) and to my utter shock, Wayland was pretty goddamn close to flawless.

In my experience Arch is pretty unstable, though. I've never had an Arch installation that didnt break by the end of the month. Flatpaks allow me to use a stable base like Debian while having certain programs more up to date.

LibRedirect works for not only redirecting YouTube to Invidious (or Piped if you prefer) but also for alternative front ends for other services, like Nitter for Twitter.

Gradience, which is a program for applying color schemes to Libadwaita apps, also supports Firefox GNOME Theme, and they have 2 Dracula variations you can choose from.

Seems to be up on Internet Archive

Proprietary

I've actually had a pretty good experience with my NVIDIA card on GNOME Wayland, but KDE was unusable.