What am I going to do with this palette of toilet paper in my garage now?

Thanks, Jeff.

Rolling over the chicken state.

Really? Do you have a link?

At least he now has his whole life ahead of him. All five minutes that's left of it.

I hope not. But... maybe.

I watched a "man" lose his shit last night.

How'd they take it? Were they gay about it?

Remember: loose lips sink ships.

The end of each line goes "thorpe".

On good days.

"Thank you for your service."

It was the purrfect crime!

"Red right returning". You must be leaving port.

We're all just skeletons and the rest is drag.

Ctrl is an illusion.