Because it has a crappy 1800p display, compared to the MacBook Pro’s Retina display (3456x2234).

I’m something of a bong soloist myself.

I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

People used to say “proven.” Like, it’s been proven. But now they say it’s been proved. When did this change?

Most LLMs support this. You just have to enable Jive mode.

Did Susan Collins write that article?

You can leave it plugged in. Remember, this an absurd luxury!

Pretty sure they meant “ironically”.

AI or Al?

Apple Vision Pro headset. It’s way too expensive but the quality is so damn amazing. I’m a VR developer so I appreciate its power.

He did.

Neckbeard 360

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Reschedule? Is it not at 4:20 anymore?

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!

This is what I’ve been using. It does seem more polished and has better gestures than Bean.

Do you know what this reminds us of?

Roller skating.

Yeah I’m not in favor of constructive dismissal, but maybe these layoffs are justified….

It’s so good because the title spoils the ending, so you know it’s coming the whole time and it’s still devastating.