Apologies - couch fuckers does seem more on target for GOP diaper-wearing cultists. Please enjoy all breakfast meats.

The pig-fuckers are cheating? Say it ain't so. With apologies to all pigs and related swine - it's metaphoric, not species-ist.

Not an American, so this is without prejudice.

Either gun deaths are a fact of life or unacceptable. There is no in-between or grey area. It is hugely frustrating to see these shitstained mavens of policy and law swing wildly between these contradictory extremes. Pick a fucking side.

This one would be newer. A truth lost on us plebes who have to pay for things.

I'd like to take a moment to remind y'all that Clarence "I'm For Sale" Thomas turned down a FREE RV offered by Last Week Tonight. So he's not corrupt. He's selective.

Let's wait and see how he votes on repealing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_v._Virginia

I'm sure he'll vote his conscience

It's not a bias, though, they call idiots: "idiots". That's not a bias, it's reporting a FACT. Bias is sanewashing Herr Drumpf's verbal diarrhoea.

Are they in the room, now? Can anyone else see them?

A face worthy of and deserving of a golden shower. You're welcome, Diaper Don.

Keeping focus and not killing is a daily struggle for some. Although I carry a Desert Eagle Mk XIX Action Express 10in barrel loaded with Hornady .50 Cal AE cartridges I have yet to murder.

Yet.

Sad day for all. He was an icon. Will always be the best Thulsa Doom. And Darth Vader. And Lothar Vogg. And Terrance Mann. I'm gonna stop now. It's that or cry again. RIP.

Giving these fucking removed more money is like feeding a crack-addict more Crack. You get nothing and they get what they want.

Fuck them, let them use some of the monopoly proceeds they've raped off forced victims to work out their own relevance.

They won't spend a dime of their own ill-gotten billions because they know hydrogen is pure bullshit and they can get fed money to conduct performative greenwashing.

No - this is the hash dealer Doug "The Slug" Ford. His infamous meth-head brother is, mercifully, dead. His family is suing the crap out of each other for their entitled inheritance. The entire blood line is a train-wreck of sub-human villains.

Perhaps more importantly, who let that photo of his weenie little hands gently caressing the wreath as if it were his daughter's ass be released?

He's tried to flee the country - why is he not in jail?

ELI5: In 2021 the shitstain LOSER's team offered zero cooperation with the incoming WINNERS. With the precedent set, why not return the favor: ransack the place, steal everything you can and fuck off to a dirty hole-in-the-wall in a fetid swamp and await subpoena after subpoena, stall out all efforts to bring justice, cavil and whinge about a nefarious and definitely-not-stolen election for four years? If anusmouth-mushroom penis takes power the least he (they? she?) can expect is the same treatment, right? Am I misguided?

Ugh, another if not this then that!!!!! article. When do the cheerleaders pause for a breath?

And just like that: Lowe's no longer exists in my world.

And a SCAB. Be certain to mention that Bill Maher is a SCAB every time he is mentioned. No one listens to a SCAB, by being a SCAB Bill Maher is not qualified to comment on anything but being a SCAB. Which Bill Maher is: a SCAB.

Downvoted 'cause hasn't Bobby McBrainworms had enough oxygen?