Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 6 October 2025
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    Thanks I hate it.

    [Advertising is] the most efficient way to ensure the majority of content remains free and accessible to as many people as possible.

    Content is a scarce resource y'know. Heaven forbid the content farms go out of business; or we might end up having to read Sherlock Holmes isekai fanfiction rather than a content farm's two paragraphs and three screen-fulls of ads surrounding the tweet du jour. That would be terrible actually quite nice.

    We know that not everyone in our community will embrace our entrance into this market. But taking on controversial topics because we believe they make the internet better for all of us is a key feature of Mozilla’s history

    WTF. How is it possible for a company to be this self-congratulatory about entering the advertising space?! Someone needs to fork Firefox.

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  • None of those words are in the Bible 2.0 (Tossed Salads And Scrumbled Eggs — Ludicity)
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    "The common people pray for integration tests, healthy production, and five nines that never end," SWE Jorah told her. "It is no matter to them if the high lords play their Scrum of Scrums, so long as they are left in peace." He gave a shrug. "They never are.”

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  • Y Combinator is being criticized after it backed an AI startup that admits it basically cloned another AI startup | TechCrunch
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    The license stuff is whatever, but Imagine seeing this sort of sloppiness in the revision history and thinking "Yeah these guys seem legit let's give them a million dollars!" We are in such a bubble.

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  • OpenAI Is A Bad Business
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    SoftBank's Vision Fund will be investing $500 million in OpenAI

    The herald of destruction: SoftBank! OpenAI is doomed!

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  • A terrible day to have ears: Google’s NotebookLM auto-generates AI podcasts
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    Now that's just trying to do too much NFTs on stamps!

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 6 October 2025
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    Dear heavens the hype is off the chart in this blog post. Must resist sneering at every single sentence.

    It is perhaps the greatest amplifier of human well-being in history, one of the most effective ways to create tangible and lasting benefits for billions of people.

    Chatbots: better for human civilization than agriculture!

    With your permission, Copilot will ultimately be able to act on your behalf, smoothing life’s complexities and giving you more time to focus on what matters to you. [...], while supporting our uniqueness and endlessly complex humanity.

    (Sorry this ended up as a vague braindump)

    It's interesting that someone thought "smoothing life's complexities" is a good thing to advertise wrt. chatbots. One of the threads of criticism is that they smear out language and art until all the joy is lost to statistical noise. Like if someone writes me a letter and I have Bingbot summarize it to me I am losing that human connection.

    Apparently Bingbot is supposed to smooth out life's complexities without smoothing out people's complexities, but it's not clear to me how I can rely on a computer as a Husbando to do all my chores and work for me without losing something in the process (and that's if it actually worked, which it doesn't).

    I've felt some vague similar thoughts towards non-AI computing. Life was different before the internet and computers and computers making management decisions was ubiquitous, and life was better in a lot of ways. On the whole it's hard for me to say if computers were a net benefit or not, but it's a shame we couldn't as a society take all the good and ignore all the bad (I know this is a bit idealistic of me).

    Similarly whatever results from chatbots may change society, and unfortunately all the people in charge are doing their darndest to make it change society for the worse instead of the better.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 6 October 2025
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    The tragedy of being Elon Musk: he has thousands and thousands of cryptocurrency bros and fascists that worship the ground he walks on, but what he really want is for Stephen King to reply to one of his tweets.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 6 October 2025
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    Well that's quite the confused comment chain given that neither Go nor chess are solved. "Remember that thing everyone said wouldn't happen? Well it still hasn't happened! 🫨"

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  • threads is cookin tonite
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    Unfortunately "steroid olympics" isn't a code for anything at all but is quite literal.

    There's literally a weirdo who came up with plans for "the Enhanced Games", and some Silicon Valley venture capitalists including Peter Thiel and Balaji Srinivasan actually invested in it.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 29 September 2024
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    yes. that's all true, but academics and artists and leftists are actually calling for Buttlerian jihad all the time. when push comes to shove they will ally with fascists on AI

    This guy severely underestimates my capacity for being against multiple things at the same time.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 29 September 2024
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    I can't be the only one reading that super passive aggressively right? "Thank you Barret, whom I hated. Bob, for ruining my hot Jacuzzi date. And Mira, for existing."

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  • Marques Brownlee's ‘Panels’ Backlash, Explained
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    I have a wallpaper of the Internet Explorer anime mascot Inori Aizawa. No I will not explain.

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  • Marques Brownlee's ‘Panels’ Backlash, Explained
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    Nice to see everyone sharing their favorite wallpaper apps so here's mine: https://www.google.com/search?q=anime++imagesize%3A1920x1200&udm=2

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  • Marques Brownlee's ‘Panels’ Backlash, Explained
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    Hey wait a minute Wallpaper Engine is just Windows Active Desktop with extra steps!

    (Never forgive Microsoft for killing Active Desktop)

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 29 September 2024
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    I have to go run an errand soon but someone better have posted some commentary about the a16z anime blog post (as seen on the hell site) by the time I get back or I'll be sorely disappointed.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 22 September 2024
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    Screwing up the night sky: not just for SpaceX anymore! Texas Startup Keeps Launching These Obnoxiously Large Satellites—and the Worst Is Yet to Come.

    Thursday’s launch saw the first commercial satellites in orbit, and AST SpaceMobile wants to build a constellation of more than 100 satellites. On its own, one satellite is bright enough to mess with observations of the cosmos.

    BlueWalker 3 appeared as bright as two of the ten brightest stars in the night sky, Procyon and Achernar, through the lenses of different telescopes, according to a Nature study published in October 2023.

    Made in TX — size matters!

    I get why 5G in remote areas would be neat. But surely there are other (more expensive?) ways to achieve similar-ish safety / rescue / navigation / rural broadband sorts results without cluttering the sky or being all hyper-capitalistic about it. Not at all my area though.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 22 September 2024
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    I won't be satisfied until I see a picture of the living accommodations that isn't an AI render of a futuristic skyscraper. I need to know how shitty the tents are gosh darn it.

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  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 22 September 2024
  • sailor_sega_saturn sailor_sega_saturn Now 100%

    I've been slightly unhappy at my job lately as it's been getting less cool and more bureaucratic and stressful over time; so I've been idly browsing job postings. But so many of them are about AI it's kinda discouraging.

    Take Microsoft for example, a big company that surely does lots of interesting stuff. They currently have 17 job postings for experienced programmers in California. 12 of them mention AI in the description. That's 70%. And the only cool position asks for a bazillion years of kernel experience (almost tempted to go for that anyway though).

    Ugh guess it's maybe not the best time to switch jobs. Really I should just go self employed what could possibly go wrong?

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  • https://www.reuters.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/openai-co-founder-sutskevers-new-safety-focused-ai-startup-ssi-raises-1-billion-2024-09-04/

    https://www.reuters.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/openai-co-founder-sutskevers-new-safety-focused-ai-startup-ssi-raises-1-billion-2024-09-04/ http://web.archive.org/web/20240904174555/https://ssi.inc/ I have nothing witty or insightful to say, but figured this probably deserved a post. I flipped a coin between sneerclub and techtakes. They aren't interested in anything besides "superintelligence" which strikes me as an optimistic business strategy. If you are "cracked" you can join them: > We are assembling a lean, cracked team of the world’s best engineers and researchers dedicated to focusing on SSI and nothing else.

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    www.eurogamer.net

    Saw the title and knew I had to post here. Not quite as big of a self-own as Square selling Tomb Raider for a blockchain / AI pivot; but amusing nonetheless. > Join the excitement of the Olympic Games Paris 2024 with nWay's officially licensed, commemorative Paris 2024 NFT Digital Pin collection! > > You can claim a legendary or epic pin showcasing the Paris 2024 mascot holding a flag and waving. You can add these digital gems to your collection through Magic Eden’s friendly NFT marketplace as part of Coinbase's Onchain Summer event. Be sure to have an ETH L2 Base-supported wallet to secure yours today! Remember when companies let you download wallpapers or something instead of figuring out what the heck an ETH L2 Base-supported wallet is? _I remember_.

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    openai.com

    Follow up to https://awful.systems/post/1109610 (which I need to go read now because I completely overlooked this) Now OpenAI has responded to Elon Musk's lawsuit with an email dump containing a bunch of weird nerd startup funding drama: https://openai.com/blog/openai-elon-musk Choice quote from OpenAI: > As we get closer to building AI, it will make sense to start being less open. The Open in openAI means that everyone should benefit from the fruits of AI after its built, but it's totally OK to not share the science (even though sharing everything is definitely the right strategy in the short and possibly medium term for recruitment purposes). OpenAI have learned how to redact text properly now though, a pity really.

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    www.youtube.com

    OK OK old news I know. But this is a metal cover of a bitconnect speech that I found pretty amusing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-Ayj-ht_I

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    openai.com

    OpenAI blog post: https://openai.com/research/building-an-early-warning-system-for-llm-aided-biological-threat-creation Orange discuss: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39207291 I don't have any particular section to call out. May post thoughts ~~tomorrow~~ today it's after midnight oh gosh, but wanted to post since I knew ya'll'd be interested in this. Terrorists could use autocorrect according to OpenAI! Discuss!

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    #1 We're All Gonna Make It: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp0diaVLPrQ #2 Ethereum: https://www.facebook.com/randizberg/videos/nobodyme-ok-heres-another-music-video-had-a-blast-on-this-collab-with-hila-the-k/531145045349722/ #3 Hello This Is Defi: https://twitter.com/randizuckerberg/status/1494416366710910992 Surgeon General's Warning: watching all of these back to back may make your brain ooze out of your nose.

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    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38093455

    Don't mind me I'm just here to _silently scream into the void_ Edit: I'm no good at linking to HN apparently, made link more stable.

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    Sailor Sega Saturn

    sailor_sega_saturn@ awful.systems

    I am the journeyer from the valley of the dead Sega consoles. With the blessings of Sega Saturn, the gaming system of destruction, I am the Scout of Silence... Sailor Saturn.