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  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    fair! i guess i'm just saying, often when i am doing alt text, i feel a pressure from the community to get the name of every character and media reference correct, even if i am not familiar with the referenced media. I'm not sure what the correct way is to indicate that you aren't trying to be critical, but I'm just putting that out there as a thing to be mindful of.

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  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    exactly my point!

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  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    i'm fairly sure Lally is sharing and didn't create the original meme. if it was that critical to the joke, the OP should have added in the caption from that frame of the show. If they did, I'm sure Lally would have included it in the alt text. As it is, a lot of people who see the meme without the aid of alt text might not get that part of the joke, so the alt text is doing a fine job of describing the image as it is.

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  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    I try to make my alt text include the source media if i can, but i don't think it necessarily ruins the joke of the post just bc the alt text doesn't say, "This is the character Eleanor Shellstrop from the show The Good Place"

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  • always be on alert!
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    i have never pretended to be posting OC. Just posting content that is new to beehaw. Also, likely the first time this comic has had human-generated alt text! I try to be "additive" in that way, at least.

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  • Minnehaha Off-Leash Dog Park will soon be fenced off
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    I mean...it sounds like the Park Board isn't even footing the bill, or at least not all of it:

    The National Park Service, which owns neighboring land, asked for the change and is providing a grant for the project, Commissioner Steffanie Musich said.

    I guess it would make sense for the neighbors requesting it (ie the NPS) to be the ones to actually build the fence, but given that they are contributing funds, this seems like kind of a non-issue. The neighbors don't want dogs on their land. There are probably some asshole owners that let their dogs run into other people's property and shit without picking it up. The original Strib article suggests that this has been a problem over the years:

    It’s also the only Minneapolis dog park that isn’t completely fenced in. As a result, some dogs over the years have found their way out through the woods and into traffic. Many dog owners approve of finally building a fence that would safely contain their pets.

    I get that it might be frustrating if you have been taking your dog there regularly for years. It's hard to explain change to a dog. But overall this seems better for everyone, including dogs and dog owners.

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  • [alt text: a 4-panel comic by @ttonyesp. The first panel shows a woman peaking out from an apartment kitchen and saying, "Love, where's the trash can?" The second panel shows a man sitting on a couch and replying, "Under the sink." The third panel shows the same man looking confused, and saying, "Wait, I'm not married." The fourth and final panel shows the man unmasking the woman while saying, "A, HA!", to reveal that the woman was a raccoon in a human suit. It appears that the raccoon was in the process of digging through the trash can before being unmasked.]

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    [alt text: two frames from *It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia*. The first frame shows the gang looking at Dennis and saying, "So you lied to us, Dennis?". In the second frame, Dennis is replying, "The rules were, you guys were not gonna fact-check me."]

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    Israel Deliberately Blocked Humanitarian Aid to Gaza, Two Government Bodies Concluded. Antony Blinken Rejected Them.
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    USAID had sent Blinken a detailed 17-page memo on Israel’s conduct. The memo described instances of Israeli interference with aid efforts, including killing aid workers, razing agricultural structures, bombing ambulances and hospitals, sitting on supply depots and routinely turning away trucks full of food and medicine.

    The U.N. has declared a famine in parts of Gaza. The world’s leading independent panel of aid experts found that nearly half of the Palestinians in the enclave are struggling with hunger. Many go days without eating. Local authorities say dozens of children have starved to death — likely a significant undercount. Health care workers are battling a lack of immunizations compounded by a sanitation crisis. Last month, a little boy became Gaza’s first confirmed case of polio in 25 years

    Christ this is so grim. How can Blinken and Biden read shit like this and then smile and wave about it.

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  • Nintendo has reportedly shut down Ryujinx, the Switch emulator that was supposedly immune
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    If you were using this emulator, you weren’t likely purchasing anything from them in the first place. And I’m no doctor, but… I’d have to imagine that’s likely the reason Nintendo took this down to begin with.

    Actually...I own a Switch and paid full price for TOTK on launch week. But playing the game in 30fps chunky resolution was very painful for me, as i've gotten quite used to 60fps+ over the last few years with 3D games. I almost put the game down in the first hour or so, playing the game was literally making my eyes hurt. That's when i went poking into the Switch emulation scene and set up yuzu (RIP). Within a few hours i was playing TOTK at 60fps 1440p and it was mostly glitch free. I put another 20 hours into the game before putting that down. But it was a glorious 20 hours, as that game is absolutely beautiful when you can wipe away the greasy look of 30fps low-res Switch graphics.

    So...I am a Nintendo customer that was getting a better experience out of my purchased Nintendo game by emulating it. I know that isn't everyone in this scene - I see the reddit posts everyday for the past week about people playing leaked Echoes* of Wisdom. I get why that shit would piss Nintendo off. It just sucks that now, others can't share the amazing experience I had with TOTK.

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  • Nintendo has reportedly shut down Ryujinx, the Switch emulator that was supposedly immune
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    but without any of the cool fps unlocker or upscaler mods

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  • Nintendo has reportedly shut down Ryujinx, the Switch emulator that was supposedly immune
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    It's a fair question, but honestly I think Nintendo generally focuses on emulators that they perceive as affecting their current or near-future income. The Wii U is fully dead to Nintendo, at least for the moment.

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  • Nintendo has reportedly shut down Ryujinx, the Switch emulator that was supposedly immune
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    Shiiiiiit. Now I'm really regretting not finishing TOTK on my PC back when I had that set up.

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  • You will not escape the climate crisis
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    Didn't the Spruce Pine mines actually get hit by Helene? All the articles I am seeing are saying that "access has been blocked" due to the flooding, but nothing concrete as far as damage to the mines themselves. Seems highly concerning for the global economy, though.

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  • Ukrainian gaming curators turning to witch hunting
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    fair points! ty for your thoughts

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  • JD Vance Dossier leak
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    So it's the GOP's dossier from before they pulled him for VP? Huh...not sure what to do with that, exactly. Definitely some meme potential, though.

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  • Ukrainian gaming curators turning to witch hunting
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    The number of users to have voiced their disagreement already exceeds that of the admins.

    Seems like it's kind of a moot point then, no? If even a majority of Ukrainian users are aware of the issues with the list, I would expect most would just leave and the list would fade into obscurity.

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  • Ukrainian gaming curators turning to witch hunting
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    What does "witch hunt" even mean anymore? I feel like it has been overused to the point of losing all meaning. In this case, by "witch hunt", the writer means "they have started going too far and making some bad calls". They aren't calling for people to mount heads on spikes or review bomb, as far as I can tell.

    It's a strange case, though. Who do we think follows these curators? The title of the list is in Ukrainian, so I'd guess it's mostly Ukrainians. On the one hand, I don't want to tell Ukrainian folks how to spend their money with respect to Russia. Maybe for some, even the slightest whiff of Russia will turn them off from the game, regardless of how logical it is. It's not my busieness to question the mostly-harmless emotional reaction of a people under siege. For those, these curation lists might still be useful. Of course, people that care this much would probably research another way if the curator lists didn't exist.

    For others, I'm sure they would prefer a curator list that actually does the research and doesn't list a game unless the purchase would very clearly benefit Russia in tax dollars. For those, this turn of events is unfortunate. On the other hand, those people are probably level-headed enough to do their own research on a game-by-game basis.

    My point is: the impact of these curator lists existing is probably minimal. But maybe i'm wrong, idk. What do y'all think?

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  • What do you do with your pins?
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    My partner likes to adorn their backpacks and jackets with them. I haven't found a good use for them. Finally figured out what to do with all my misc stickers once i got a water bottle. lol

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  • how's your week going, Beehaw
  • theangriestbird theangriestbird Now 100%

    dickhead boss confirmed he is a dickhead by changing careers to cop. ACAB

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  • [alt text: a photo of a man sitting on a couch with a kitten on his chest. The man's shirt has an illustration of a crocodile which is facing the kitten, and the kitten appears to be staring at the crocodile and screaming in terror.]

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    https://youtu.be/JQs3LRIVEyE?si=G0IMb-K4lQ7zJIlV

    TL;DW: - Many enhanced games are getting raytracing when they were using simpler lighting solutions previously - A surprising handful of games are getting 8K modes, though the 8K usually turns off other enhancements like raytracing. They mentioned GT7 and F1 2024 as two examples. - Most enhanced games are focusing on creating a "Performance Pro" mode, which more-or-less gives you the previous quality mode, but at 60fps. Some devs are planning on adding a "Quality Pro" mode that turns on even more features at the cost of FPS. - Most enhanced games are using PSSR to upscale from 1080-1440p to 4K. - PSSR seems to be better than FSR, but still a little worse than DLSS. Oliver noted a few cases of image breakup and ghosting around the edges. - Horizon: FW is not using PSSR, but somehow it seems to be the best-looking of all the enhanced games (in Oliver's opinion). - FF7R is dramatically improved image quality wise - previously, performance mode was real fuzzy. - Dragon's Dogma 2 is getting about ~50 FPS in the troublesome city scenes, but this is with RTGI turned on so that's pretty impressive.

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    [alt text: a painting of a person's head in profile. The head has a slight cutaway, to reveal that the person has a dragon-gremlin sort of creature living inside of their head. There is text labeling the person as "Me" and labeling the creature as "The thing that makes me post weird shit online".]

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    [alt text: a 4-panel comic by @introvertdoodles, which is titled "Not 'Appropriate'". The first panel depicts a child wearing a very creative and unique outfit, and their parent is pointing at them and saying, "You can't wear that to church." The child is replying, "Why? All my bits are covered." In the second panel, the same child and a grandparent are eating dinner at a dining room table, and the grandparent is saying, "You aren't excused until you eat everything on your plate." The child is replying, "Why? I'm full." In the third panel, the same child is holding a stuff animal, and a different parent is telling them, "You're too old to be carrying that toy around." The child is replying, "Why? The tag just says 'ages 3 plus.'" In the fourth and final panel, the same child is sitting across from a school principal in the principal's office. The principal is saying, "You can't argue with the teacher." The child is replying, "Why? He was wrong."]

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    [a three-panel comic by Tom Gauld for New Scientist. The top border of the comic shows a two-dimensional, side view pattern of different cars lined up in traffic. The first panel panel shows two people talking. Person A is holding a book and saying, "It's hard to get excited about these new electric vehicles when I've seen much more ambitious possibilities in fiction." Person B is replying, "Sci-fi fan, huh?". In the second panel, Person A is looking at their book and going, "uhhh...yeah. Sci-fi." The third and final panel reveals that Person A is reading a book from the Busytown series, and it depicts a mouse driving a pickle-shaped car, a worm driving an apple-shaped car, and a pig driving a hotdog-shaped car.]

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    [alt text: an edited photo of a hibachi chef frying rice on a teppan grill. The photo has been edited so that the chef's head is replaced by the head of a shrimp, and the chef's arms have each been replaced with the tail of a shrimp. There is a snapchat-style caption on the photo that says, "dude no fucking way".]

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    [alt text: a post on twitter by @Ranting_Trans, posted in June 2022. The text in the post says: "People only ask 'what is a woman' and not 'what is a man', because that question was already answered by the greatest philosopher of our time: Dracula". Below the text is a screenshot from the game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, which shows Dracula saying, "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."]

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    [alt text: an edited screenshot of an old internet ad. The left half of the ad depicts a middle-aged woman wearing an orange Nike headband and holding a basketball under her arm. The right half of the ad has text, which says, "MY HUSBAND IS DEAD. I don't want to remarry. I only want to play ball. Shoot hoops with local milfs NOW!!! CLICK HERE".]

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    [alt text: a screenshot from an app for an airline service, which appears to be showing part of an airliner seating chart. There is a pop-up that says, "Ready to eject Lynda? This action cannot be undone. Flight attendants will eject Lynda from the plane mid-flight. Don't worry, your arrival time will not be impacted." The pop-up has a large blue button that says, "Eject Lynda - $2,703.50". Fine print text below the button says, "Lynda will be able to counter your ejection bid. View Terms"

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    [alt text: an illustration of an elderly man and a middle-aged man standing side-by-side and looking into an open garage. The old man is saying, "One day Son, all this will be yours." The garage is filled floor-to-ceiling with old video game boxes, discs, and cartridges. ]

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    [alt text: text that says, "Goals 😍❤". Below the text is four photos of football (soccer) goal nets.]

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