Hmm this is sounding quite good.

Edit: you have your moments..

Kimchi on hot dogs. Discuss..

Oh. Ok all good. I thought you wasted a perfectly good chocolate.

Carry on🫡

You did what now?

Please post up a cake photo and I’ll be your best friend

At least you found some sort of narrative. It’s a small miracle

You got it

Might grab another beer and think about it

That makes me feel sick because I can’t have anything go near my eye ( like I can’t wear contacts because I freak out about it )

My painful cat encounter story is, I was trying to save someone’s cat in a tree so I climbed way up and grabbed it.

It got scared and wriggled and thrashed around so much that it fell…almost. It managed to hook a single claw into my forearm and was just hanging there…stretching my skin.

I could only freak out and scream and shake it off. Of course it landed on its feet and just sauntered away.

Shit fire that is a beautiful piece. !

I have. Didn’t do anything. Maybe I put it in the wrong hole.

I have some notes going back 10 years. Some are incomprehensible. One of them has a single word: ”man”

lol. Like l better keep that just in case I need to remember “man” haha

How many notes do you have?

That’s much cooler than finding split peas on your car seat.

The long game, I like it.

If it’s bowling, I’m in.🎳

Nothing. I only drink and drive

Uh no. There wasn’t a bag. Just like 4 or 5 individual split peas on the seat.

Why are there random split peas in my car?

Oh wow. Interesting. Didn’t know he had a seperate thing going.