That sounds like socialist bot talk.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

Maybe it’s Moobelline

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

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Crippling anxiety?

Planetary intergalactic.

How about playing games with programming instead…

Was there a fire?

Have you seen what they’re leaving us? No thanks.

Only interested in the pull my finger emote.

Barn owls: Excellent

The newer phones have satellite SOS features.

A broader perspective than tech bro would be nice though.