To the 14 million primary voters who voted for Joey Brandoni, I have only one thing to say to you in your time of sorrow

HAHAHAHA! You have been unburdened by what has been, Eat shit you genocide loving freaks, log off and go drink some coconut water you lanyard chuds............Joe Who?! Joe WHHHOOO!? Where's your modern FDR now? Oh there he is up that coconut tree