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Florida decriminalizes crack amidst hurricane Milton’s furry

Florida decriminalizes crack amidst hurricane Milton’s furry

Governor Desantis legalized the class A drug in a bold move after hurricane Milton’s ongoing torment is predicted to leave billions of dollars worth of damage. The hurricane which is currently category 2 is predicted to become a category 3 hurricane in the coming days which has forced hundreds of thousands of Floridians to seek refuge in safer places in the state. North Carolina’s Helen left 35 thousand dead and displaced over 13 million people without homes, to date it has been the most devastating hurricane in American history and most costly amounting to 60 billion worth of damages.

The move to decriminalize crack was seen as a “Hail Mary” attempt by officials as Florida comes in second in percentage of people who use the drug, Milton will increase usage and introduce newcomers to help cope with the loss of loved ones and their properties. When Desantis was pressed on the matter, the governor quoted Cambodia’s dictator Pol Pot saying “it’s up to history to judge.”

As it seems nature has decided to shift itself months behind as temperatures all across the globe continue to rise leading to bizarre weather patterns. August and early September is known by the NHC to be “hurricane season” but to have such destructive consecutive storms in October is rare but possibly a window into the oncoming escalation of the climate crisis.

Crack cocaine was listed as a schedule 2 drug by the DEA in 1982 after scores of the drug made its appearance in low income areas introduced by the Reagan administration. The alleged “war on drugs” was a war on the lower classes in America in a joint coordinated “attack” on civilians from both the US and UK after Thatchers’ push to close the mining industry lead to large amounts of Scottish people resorting to using heroine. Thatcher and Reagan both had a “dual obsession” with Cambodia’s Pol Pot and seemingly approved some of his anti communist / removal of society methods.

Crack is made by simmering cocaine in a pot whilst whisking it continuously which forms a brown slurry which is then cooled down and forms into a solid known as “rock.” The rocks are then broken down into smaller pieces and then smoked. When consumed crack induces feelings of euphoria and bolsters energy.

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