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Alleged pickleball masturbator nabbed after Columbia Pike peeping incident
www.arlnow.comA man whose stroke on the pickleball court was most unwelcome has allegedly been identified and arrested. Police say a 49-year-old Arlington resident was taken into custody Monday after a peeping incident along Columbia Pike Friday night. Just before 7 p.m. Friday, according to Arlington County police, the man was spotted masturbating while peeping into
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