Every time the most people can't help but proudly display how they don't actually understand anything. Shit is incredible lol

Watching champions league while smoking a bowl in a bubble bath. It's called self care.

If I ever end up like this I hope my family has the decency to start feeding me some of that lead filled applesauce, or at least bump the heater down a few degrees overnight

At least the black hammers were funny. This guy is just corporate boring

idk but if Hillary Duff makes Cadet Kelly 2 we should probably start heading for the bunkers

Mapo is one of my every week meals. Shit is great especially if you have some quality pixian doubanjiang.

mapo tofu traditionally has ground pork / beef. Not too much but you'd probably have still noticed it if it were there. You can make it vegetarian by using dried mushroom instead but I've never seen that offered at a restaurant.

WNBA playoffs are on tonight. Anyone who watches the debate over Aces v Liberty is a fuckin dweeb

It's actually quite fascinating. Because of the curvature of space time she's 27 years old in earth years and we will be starting a family soon even though her fertility is decreasing by the day

Are these the first F-35s to be taken out by missiles instead of the usual forced pilot ejection or total instrument failure?

We need to keep voting for the lesser evil so that...uhhh... the CIA and Pentagon? can push him left

Their brains are completely broken from picnicking while watching bombs fall on Gaza

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran (but I'm cheering them on and McCain is dead)

Definitely not the case in my area. The price of eating out is completely wild and the quality has decreased at the same time. Might not be possible depending on where you are, but costco + asian markets is pretty much the only way I've found to keep the grocery bill reasonable.

well, still not reasonable but better than the alternatives.

I barely had to scroll down in your profile to find you trying to use "tankie" as a pejorative lol

After like 6 more failed attempts Trump is going to get domed by someone in a fursuit

I like how this can be read both as "spicy" food that has zero perceptible spice and all of those nasty capsaicin extract hot sauces that dude bros love to be manly about. Point is fuck white people I think we've all had enough of that shit.

I'd teach Vivaldi about breakdowns so he could open up the fucking pit

tag yourself but it's just an actuarial table