Why are you guys talking about nuclear weapons? She's referring to the "dirty bomb" that she dropped in a Nando's bathroom in London 2014

I've recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn't that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren't good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there's a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Ah, the author of many functaftian horror stories

You can tell that this joke is old because they think that $1000 is be a lot. Nowadays, with how much inflation we've had, I would want at least $500

Do you want V'Ger? Cause that's how you get V'Ger

Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there's nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch

It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of "Bean on toast"

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won't answer my emails on this

https://xkcd.com/2650/

I did this and now my son is crying. Are you sure that's good advice?

Edit: I might have misunderstood something

Because living people usually don't get buried. Only dead ones

Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans

[...] the next you see whole rivers covered in plastic waste flowing out into the ocean from certain countries.

Which is why they're working on exactly that

Not just math but actual maths

That's like math^2

Ich im echten Leben: "Gewalt find uch eigentlich gar nicht so geil"

Ich in Kreuzzügler Könige: "Cool, wenn ich zwei meiner drei Söhne gefangen nehm und sie permanent blende, kann ich mein Reich zusammen halten, ohne meine Schwester-Frau töten zu müssen"

This has to be the most creative "hidden Saddam" meme I've seen today

Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn't non smokers also just use it for a mild high?

Nerd Brille auf Gemüse ist kein botanischer sondern eher eine kulinarischer Begriff, daher können Pilze als Gemüse angesehen weren