Ya, the far left. You know, the lunatics that want to tax you and give your taxes to schools. For extremist purposes like new books and free school lunches. The far left. The terrorists that want to put the good American insurance companies out on the streets, and take taxes away from the woefully under funded military industrial complex, so that the person without a job, because they are too lazy to grow their legs back, can get free housing and medical attention. They are just so extreme. Nothing like the good god fearing right that only want to protect the children. From eating, reading, and generally being able to form a coherent opinion. That's what the Bible is there for. Or the Qur'an. Depending on your flavor text.

"Not illegal" is not equivalent to "legal."

Thank you. That makes sense.

I'm falling into the old person category lately but prefer to stay in the know. What is the proper nomenclature in 2024?

How do Americans eat with their knifes and forks?

Edit: Apparently my fellow Americans put the knife down after cutting and switch the fork to the hand that was holding the knife. I'm not sure I've ever noticed this. I always use my right(dominant) hand to cut with but then I just use the fork in my left to eat the food with. I know I'm an odd duck but I'm baffled by the utensil boogaloo that seems to be going on. Now I'm going to have to watch people around me eat. I'll report back in a few weeks.

What do they taste like? Do they taste identical to a red commercial strawberry?

What am I looking at and why are you calling me Agan?

I'm shocked. Disgusted. Kind of aroused.

Thanks, I hate it.

Hey, don't disparage cross dressers like that. No need to lump them in with the sudo-cannibalistic christians.

It's so frustrating how accurate your statement is.

Yes. They cut you off from all human contact. Feed you the most bland food in a bar form literally called nutrabars. Lights are kept on 24 hours a day and you're left in that place for as long as you refuse to work. Solitary confinement is no longer legal in most places but luckily restricted housing, segregated housing, and special or intensive management are the exact same thing but are completely legal still.

Oh you want to see other people and get fresh air? Guess you're willing to work now?

This is my favorite right now. It's called Warnings.

Once again The Onion not being satire.

What does this mean?

I love this so much. This is such a fun project to make with your kids. Maybe make them a little more durable and take them out as often as clouds are in the sky.

What's that old saying?

If buying doesn't mean owning than pirating doesn't mean stealing.

That's always my question too. Like do they genuinely see him as a strong male figure? Like, it's really weird.

He always seems like a weasely fake to me.