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Geez I'm CIS and in my 30s and only now do I learn that I can double jump? How do I do it?
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Lib Dems: "oh for fucks sake, this country is going to be handed to us looking like prophylactic bin of a removedhouse."
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Hence the "poop shelf" which has taken over toilets in the last decade
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Actually we don't wrap ourselves in bubble wrap, we use biodegradable air cushions. Which even Amazon switched to so they must work better.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20474047 > Found a Minimum Speed Limit sign in the middle of my town.
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This is 100% to make the city unwalkable
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I listened to The Foundering on Sam Altman at the same time as listening to The Power Broker and they weirdly synced up.
- They only have one solution for everything, believing more of that thing will solve everything ("Just one more scrape, just one more scrape of everything that's been said or published anywhere and our next model will be perfect.")
- They don't care for the destruction left in their wake
- They will walk over everyone, including their own family to remain part of the conversation
- The only difference is Robert Moses was constrained to New York
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Oh a Jewish magazine which appears to have a strong focus on journalistic integrity, let's have a look at their Gaza coverage.... sigh I guess we can't have everything.
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The caputalisa of "Site Much Older Than" makes me think this person has attempted to trademark the phrase.
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Lemmygrad.ml are going to be so pissed that the capitalist pigs are copying their homework
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Inanna spoke: —My beloved, the delight of my eyes, met me. We rejoiced together. He took his pleasure of me. He brought me into his house. He laid me down on the fragrant honey-bed. My sweet love, lying by my heart, Tongue-playing, one by one, My fair Dumuzi did so fifty times.
Relationship goals. Although, they are brother and sister and it doesn't say how long it took him to reach fifty. Also there's a bit earlier where he's playing with her pubes which comes across like he's hunting for it and got lost.
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Idiot, you're supposed to double down on the bullshit not delete it like a coward, especially from a place no one cares about
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To quote a poet
Why are we calling these guys masterminds? They're not masterminds!
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Sees a fun\interesting country boarder
Looks up reason
Finds new genocides\war crimes\colonialism was not previously aware of
Lay awake wondering how Jay Foreman is going to make jokes about this one
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"We will draw the line at Benin, because let's not get ahead of ourselves."
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I wish NASA thought about NASA the way this guy thinks about NASA
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Imagine being vaguely aware of what plasma is but you've never seen a wheelbarrow.
OK, I know that's not true and he's just trying to sell books but it's funny when they go too far and start believing their own bullshit because they have forgotten that humans are capable of things.
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Impersonating exists, the difference there is if someone was impersonates you and says something defamatory, you can sue that person, what this article is suggesting is if I made an AI model of your voice I am not liable for anything I make that voice say
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The old "look at how well the system works you just have to move to make a difference" story
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I just hate finding out how many people around me want fascism, and it appears to be for the reason "can't blame me for my own failures when the state is oppressing me"
cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/3832017 > Once again we punch above our weight, so you wankers don't have lag between strokes > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/2westerneurope4u](https://old.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/1f84aes/once_again_we_punch_above_our_weight_so_you/) by [/u/Xodio](https://old.reddit.com/u/Xodio) on 2024-09-03 16:27:43+00:00.
www.asahi.com
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/21037419
www.bloodinthemachine.com
cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4856141 > We live in a sci-fi dystopia.
www.albawaba.com
cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/2927731 > 'Carthage must be destroyed': Mark Zuckerberg t-shirt ignites anger in Tunisia, present-day Carthage > > ##### This is an automated archive made by the [Lemmit Bot](https://lemmit.online/post/14692). > The original was posted on [/r/worldnews](https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1ctabwb/carthage_must_be_destroyed_mark_zuckerberg_tshirt/) by [/u/SmartAd95](https://old.reddit.com/u/SmartAd95) on 2024-05-16 11:07:15+00:00. >
www.tomshardware.com
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11673232 > Three million malware-infected smart toothbrushes used in Swiss DDoS attacks — botnet causes millions of euros in damages > > I meet my 10-year-old self in 1987. I tell him I live in the future of 2024. > > "2024! Wow! Do you have flying cars?" > > "No." > > "Oh. Well do you have Mars colonies?" > > "No." > > "Huh. Well you've gotta have a cure for every disease!" > > "No." > > "What do you have?!" > > "We have a toothbrush that bad people can control remotely." > > "...do I have to grow up?" > > "Yes."
www.nbcnews.com
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11430957 > Elmo’s wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media, nobody's ok right now
I can't believe how many virtual meetings in the last three years that people are still sharing their screens. People seem to share their screens in 3 situations: 1. Showing or explaining a document. Whether it be a slideshow or written document, people seem obsessed with idea that no one else knows how to read or that they write just as incompetently as they present. 2. Explaining procedure. I get it, things can be complicated. Learn to screen record. 3. Collaboration. Most conferencing apps have a whiteboard or other document creation apps have real time collaboration. You just don't want to use these things because you want to be in 100% control of what's being written down. You don't want a meeting, go do your own things, if you feel obligated to turn it into a meeting you just want attention. We all have a limited time on this earth. We're not going to remember or care about the meetings in a year or two. Go find something meaningful to do with your life. Stop sharing your screen, and even better yet, don't have the meeting at all. We're not going to look back at the end of our lives and wish we'd had more meetings.
"Xbox Live and the ability to download new content is not a crutch to ship crappy software. And too often on the PC--I'm going to be blunt here--in the PC gaming space, games get out that developers know have problems because they know they can patch them later. They know they can force updates. And the act of playing [games online] becomes a pain in the ass, because you put the disc in and then you gotta download the patch and you gotta download the service pack and you gotta download the security hot fix, and then you gotta apply those things and reboot your machine. That's not an entertainment experience. That is not fun." -- Jeff Henshaw, Group Program Manager - Xbox, 2010-10-06
