Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

Thank you, loving the app btw.

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

I do not use 2FA, although I know I should.

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo's legal actions a "maneuver to clear a path" for its own competing smartwatch.”

She changed the minute she was sworn into the Senate. And by changed I mean showed her true self. She was never anything other than a corporate plant meant to slow or stop progressive legislation.

In an insane world it’s the sane that seem insane. This is the most logical solution to all of McCarthy’s problems but it will seem so crazy to him that he won’t go for it. Battle seat Republicans are already talking about working with Democrats to solve this problem. All of this use to be a nonissue because surprise surprise people in a long far away time once voted over party lines to get shit done, just as you said.

Everything looks bigger with baby hands.

M. I. N. N. E. S. O. T. A. Minnesota. Minnesota. Yeaaaaaah Gophers!!!

ARROOOO!!

Goal post moving for his base. DeSantis “had to” take federal disaster relief money for the damage to his state caused by Hurricane Idiala(?) making him weak in their eyes(or so he believes). So now to appeal to/appease his sycophants he must promise the possibility of pain, poverty and destruction for those less fortunate.

The spin at the end is just fluffy bullshit. Starlink, from the get go, has had bandwidth reserved for military operations albeit US military operation but military operations nonetheless. The real question here is how and why did he know that operation was happening and what other operations has he known about/thwarted/or knowingly or unknowingly passed along information about.

Were you out of bananas?

Sad that “one great thing” now equates to doing their fucking job.

Asking the real questions.

Ah the good times, was this before or after he saluted one of their generals?

“Not here you idiot, you’re going to blow your cover!… fuck now we have to act like we’re mad to keep up appearances.”

There’s nothing wrong with using Twitter as a tool to keep yourself safe, heck it’s owner is a tool albeit not a useful one but a tool nonetheless.

You know what they say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.

Sweet, thanks!