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    covid-cool Let me take that blood pressure higher, baby

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  • Pornography was a mistake
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    From bourgeois perspective, LGBTQIA people are specialty menu items for consumption. Keeping the majority of them oppressed, isolated, and precarious keeps them in accessible supply for exploitation and then disposal, leaving the satisfied consumer free to return to their respectable family life. The neoliberal turn has come with the innovation of allowing LGBTQIA assimilationist tokens to gain high profile, to pacify and demobilize queer liberation, while the exploitative dynamic remains intact overall.

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  • Mozilla will become an ad company
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    I'm enjoying Librewolf. It has built-in container tabs!

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearUS
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    23andMe is on the brink. What happens to all its DNA data?
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    Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! lenin-rage

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  • What if instead of Johnathan Frakes it was Johnathan Snakes?
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    What if the camera zooms in on the snake's aghast expression and he says "What the hell is going on" and the music comes to an anxious crescendo before the opening titles

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  • Pls like this pic
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    not even promising good bones and calcium to those who pledge thanks, skeletons who appear while scrolling just aren't the same anymore

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  • 🎉🎉🎉good lads and lasses
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    my-hero brand image is my passion

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  • HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Got any spooky anime you like to watch in October?
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    Angel's Egg is dark and moody. It meanders between placid and tense with dread. It can certainly be unsettling

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  • HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! Got any spooky anime you like to watch in October?
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    Watched that last Halloween due to Hexbear recommendation. It's got a classic gothic detective story thing going on as it builds up. It's quality, but be warned it's pretty gutwrenching. Line up something warm and cozy to watch after.

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  • I jailbroke my Kindle Paperwhite 3 and now it rules
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    As an Xennial, a jailbroken e-reader may be the only thing about life in the future I'm enjoying almost unreservedly. It's a non-Steve-Jobsified PADD from Star Trek! dax-stoked

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  • What's one thing I can get/do to make my first "adult" apartment a bit nicer?
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    what are those snaking showerheads, like the detachable ones? Those are nice

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  • Rep Elissa Slotkin warns Harris Campaign is "Underwater" in Michigan
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    jokerfied Always look on the bright side of life

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  • But Pennywise is pro-Genocide.
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    "i dont need you! you need me!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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  • Met Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net in person yesterday, they're a cutie!
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    Huh, when I met them they challenged me to a fight, demanded a dorito and then snatched the entire bag in their beak when I held it out, and rocketed away on a powerful jet of piss

    Still love the creature

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  • I am interested in a PC drawing tablet but know nothing about them. I've heard past generations of them are perfectly fine and it's not necessary to get a new one. What are desirable features and signs of quality I should be looking for? Why did you choose yours and how do you feel about it now?

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    I'm in a dimly-lit, rustic town hall in a forgotten village. There will be a meeting here soon, where important decisions will be made. But a person like me must stay outside of the meeting hall, and listen through a wall of flames. The flames issue from and are contained by equipment kind of like in a restaurant's kitchen, but made from stone rather than metal. I start arranging beans near the fire, so that more people like me can attend through the flames to the meeting, and not be hungry. But there is a man in the corner, sitting in a chair with a back taller than him, in shadow. He looks like a picture of a shellshocked veteran of the US civil war, and the shadows even make him look sepia. He doesn't like what I'm doing with the beans; I'm probably not supposed to. His pupils glow like sodium lights, like a cat's irises catching the glare, but with him it's specifically the pupils: sharp pinpoints of hatred. But I know he's only making his eyes glow to scare me. I finish arranging the beans.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGu-oDbnzhY

    When you're in a spooky cave but also it's the 90s

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    Outbreak attributed to filthy vegans eating food sourced from bean-contaminated soil

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