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Kids these days smh, can't even abide by the traffic laws of France
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I'd like to see that, after some hard work destroying half the city simply by existing, Godzilla takes a break to eat a croissant
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merci, j'ai travaillé dur sur la photo
I impeded traffic and everything
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They're fine, it's basically a bigger and watered down kiwi
The similarities easily put it in my top 5
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Did she... did she loot the other girl's skirt?
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I don't know what you're talking about, the Eiffel tower is right there
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Well, there is only one, this one
So of course it's the best
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It sometimes rain in France right? Hence the stylish umbrellas
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Exactly, the way it's pointy and triangle-ish, who could get it confused?
Opened 196 by accident so here's a photo of the Eiffel tower
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Seems like law and order is running smoothly
I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought
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Thanks, I like you too. Yeah it's super adorable when they just decide that they're done and just flop over
My cat kind of sits up when I grab him. I have to cradle my arm and grab his butt so that he can straighten his front legs on my elbow and he refuses to be held any other way. And the face he makes, it looks as if he was staring off into the sunset from a mountain cliff
In the end it's either one arm or no cat
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Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over
I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat
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ok but I unironically eat kellogg's for dinner because crunchy
Kiwi Now • 88%
Matadamas
It's Spanish and, translated to English, means: Lady-killer
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One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel
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