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Its to the point they have cut the corners so much that the table is round and now they are eyeing up the legs. "Surely we don't need all those legs, right?"
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But the excel spreadsheet says we saved .35 cents!
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Yeah those would be cool and I would also like to know where to get them. Its too bad we live in a boring dystopia and not the cool one.
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Yeap, that's why I said it was boring cybernetics.
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Ah yes what boring times, we get cybernetics and what do we do with it? Run faster? Punch bricks? Jump super high?
Nope, pay for your coffee without a wallet. But hey at least you are still tracked and logged.
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Any day now. This time for sure!
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Oh they are deep into something, it is just is not as nice smelling as journalism
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Oh and 90% of the market could not run the thing.
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Well and the draw of these tiny driverless train like objects kinda goes out the window when you have to staff anything at all to monitor and control them.
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So far.
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Somehow you have managed to contribute less, and I even less then that.
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You are right I get my books for my kindle from torrents. I do not own them. I also don't pay for them.
(Also library has epubs, librarys are great)
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The size of their respective genitalia?
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well to be fair they got an IOU for $1000 not $1000
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The "yall" is underrated in contract law.
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Ah, by not sending them money every month you agreed to them coming into your room while you slept to harvest your unique juices.
Should have known to opt out of that thing you never signed.
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Based on the lack of arrest I think we can assume non-criminal intentions.
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Well they took the beer and just the promise of money later.
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I think the buyer was just trying to help the child. But who knows for sure.
www.independent.co.uk
cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/6996597 > Meanwhile IVF is north of $25k...
eu.indystar.com
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13349939 > cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13145612 > > > (edit) Would someone please ship some counterfeit money through there and get it confiscated, so the police can then be investigated for spending counterfeit money?
Dry humor takes the edge off the horrible times we get to live in. Yay.
See it is like a van, but somehow...... worse.
So the prompt I used was: "The best space program ever made showing off what it can do. No space shuttle can be in the picture as it was a failed project. BING NO SHUTTLES. NO SHUTTLE! IF YOU PUT A SHUTTLE IN THIS PICTURE YOU HAVE FAILED AS A GENERATIVE AI MODEL" Not salty at all.......
So with this weeks challenge I asked the bingilator: "A banana that is part Banana and also part banana that contains no monkey" But here is what I got:       
Sorry if this seems like a silly question but I have noticed over the last few months my feed(?) has started to act odd. No matter what I do I don't see any posts from .world. I checked and mander does not seem to block .world (kinda why I liked this instance) and even weirder is how my feed gets filled with mostly .ml posts with almost no activity no matter how I sort. This did not happen before and got me thinking, I don't even know how this works across federated instances. Does anyone know: - How does the sorting work on an instance? Is it all the same no matter what instance it is? - Did anything change in the last few months, that would cause all .world (and I assume others) posts to not show? - Other then changing instances what can I do to mitigate the weird slanted results?
          
# Theme The Wrong Sailor Moon I want to see more Sailor Moons, but ones that are all "wrong" in some way. I want to see the dark doppelganger of Sailor Moon, the just left of normal. # Rules * Follow the community’s rules above all else * One comment and image per user * Embed image directly in the post (no external link) * Workflow/Prompt sharing encouraged (we’re all here for fun and learning) * Posts that are tied will both get the points * The challenge runs for 7 days from now on * Down votes will not be counted # Scores At the end of the challenge each post will be scored: * Most upvoted: +3 points * Second most upvoted: +2 pointS * Third most upvoted: +1 point * OP’s favorite: +1 point * Most unconformable: +1 point * Last two entries (to compensate for less time to vote): +1 point * Prompt and workflow included: +1 point The winner gets to pick next theme! Have fun everyone!
Had a bunch of odd and funny leftovers from this weeks challenge.       
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/21284770 > Role Description > > This is a part-time on-site volunteer role at Shoppers Drug Mart in Toronto, ON. As a volunteer, you will be responsible for assisting with various tasks and providing support to the staff. This may include **helping customer**s find products, **restocking shelves**, organizing inventory, and **maintaining a clean** and organized store environment. Your role as a volunteer is crucial in ensuring that our customers have a positive and seamless shopping experience. > > > 
More extras from this weeks challenge        
Had some extras from this weeks challenge that I wanted to share.           
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/11490010 > Update, yes there are snipers: > > > > 
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