I feel like I'd install a bunch of shit before getting anywhere close to a tenth of that. I'd hate my phone. However, I'm far from being a teenager and their ways and methods have become somewhat mysterious.

Seems like he was always silver haired too. I don't remember him any other way.

Long term.

I'm likely past the mid point of my life and still waiting for the day when I wake to find myself imbued with this sort of audacious level of confidence.

I guess the point of your post is basically "haha rural America". And yet, after living in several cities one of my biggest goals is to get the fuck out of urban America.

How would one go about monitoring local PD radio?

Good.

My issue isn't with the genre itself, just this trend in naming genres. It feels very overused.

Solarpunk? Lol. Why is every new genre -punk?

Just so you know, any opinion on affirmative action being bad is being deleted by the mods.

I think there are better ways to achieve that than letting all of the horses finish the race and then reordering them based on color. It's using a sledge hammer to do the job of a scalpel and it is racist to both those who it aims to benefit and those who "experience less privilege". Change needs to happen before that, at the community level, which I am not against the government funding.

Comorbidity? Is that really the right term here? Sounds extreme.

To be honest a lot of the memes on here don't make sense. But then perhaps I've finally become old.

Novel.

Don't forget the shirts. "I've acquired an array of venereal diseases and parasites by way of the restaurants I choose to patronize!"

The Whistles and The Leprechaun. Ancient, high quality memeage.

Most of my hobbies are geared toward getting away from people so not sure how to answer this one.

Misidentifying the fallacy makes it all the more realistic.