Pesto is just some big bird white people made popular because they can't deal with Moo Deng and here's the proof:

-Australian Zoo -Wow look how big -Started on tumblr

Also of course mainstream media immediately was all over their great white hope saying stuff like 'Move over Moo Deng here's Pesto'

In conclusion it's a Moo Deng world and you are all just living in it.

You are fake news

Moo Deng is from Thailand but my name is Moo Dengist issa joke ya know.

You are courting death

I don't I'm a pygmy hippo all I love is water, food and to see the fall of the imperialist hegemony

I mean I got the name two days ago and was trying to get some other people to take it but no bites so now it's me