I sold mine a while ago after moving, but when I lived in Portland I put almost 800 miles on it commuting to and from the max station. They are easily the coolest way to get yourself killed out there.

I just go with "thanks for paying your taxes"

"Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade."

I was in the Army for 6 years, yet whenever I try to think of the letter M my brain just short circuits to "Movember".

I mean, I planted some sunflowers, does that count?

Where the hell have you been living? When I was renting the rates increased at least yearly, if not more often.

Man, someone needs to create an index fund which just follows their moves. If we're not going to punish obvious corruption we might as well get something out of it.

Listen, I've got a yeast allergy thing okay...

Honestly similar. We have two others with short hair who shed a whole lot more.

Awww, he's adorable. Zoey tolerates everyone, but really loves snuggling with me in my computer chair.

I honestly don't know what she is genetically. We picked her up from a local adoption event. She has a permanently kinked tail and is the most precocious little soot sprite.

"Yes, hello fellow white nationalists! I think that performing auto-surgery is a great idea and will really show those (slurs) who's boss. Also, I'm pretty sure antibiotics are a (slur about Jews this time) conspiracy, so you should never use them."

To quote Aesop Rock:

Fifteen years taking prescriptions then a shrink's like "I dunno, maybe get a kitten?"

How do reivers clean their harpoons? They run them through the Wash.

-Joe's wives

The good news is that with their tendency to pop their turrets the crew is provided with a huge impromptu exit hatch.

Average productivity and salary were pretty closely tied up until around 1978. Since then productivity has continued to skyrocket but salary has remained stagnant.

I feel like the solution is a "taking a shit" button which flags that chunk of the video. That way unless there is some suspicion that a crime happened in that chunk of time it goes unwatched.