You should probably shut your stupid fucking mouth.

Womp womp go fuck yourself.

Just step aside jfc

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

Oh no!

Anyways...

You all know this is the first time there has ever been cocaine in the white house, right?

Right

Fuck all religions.

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

Not even a contest.

Ooooooooh. Duh.

EDIT: Although... porque no los dos?

Broken*

I'm just hearing a bunch of good reasons to switch to metamucil, lentils, and oatmeal.

My take is because people are largely selfish and ignorant beyond their day to day life. Their favorite politicians/personalities told them masks infringe upon their freedoms and they bought it hook, line, and sinker.

Once someone is convinced they're right, no amount of evidence or information will sway them. Especially now since they have ready access to any echo chamber of their choice and it's super easy to filter out dissenting information.

When you realize the sun can fucking kill you and, if you're of light complexion, very well may.

If I feel under the weather and I must go out, I'll wear a mask. Otherwise, no. Society at large has accepted the less dangerous variants as a fact of life.

During the pandemic I wore them everywhere. A large section of society showed they couldn't be fucking bothered so here we are.

What is even the point of bringing up mastodon in the title? This meme is old as dirt.

Yeah but I am way more comfortable in my car, it goes exactly where I want it and I have complete control over the accessibility soooooooo

This is some "I am very smart and sexy" cringe.

To subtle what?