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I built it all the same! Just to show em!
It sank into the swamp...
So, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp...
So I built a third one! That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp!
But the fourth one stayed up!
Same mentality...
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Never fails to amaze me how so many people don't understand basic food storage.
My clients, constantly: "What do you mean I can't just throw this open bag in the fridge?", "What do you mean, 'foil isn't airtight'?", "I don't know how long it's been in there! What do you mean it expired a month ago?" and my absolute favorite, "You can't throw my moldy food away! You owe me money for that!"
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No, no one's come forward.
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It's really keeping us in a shitty place. One of the reasons I've stayed with this company so long was being on the forgiveness plan. With that taken care of, I could look into working with a private company and leverage the decade of experience I have into a better salary, but until it's taken care of I can't risk jeopardizing my repayment plan... It's like being held hostage.
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They're worried about another Area 51 raid.
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Even worse when you think of it as operating like a nictating membrane.
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My wife was already approved for it. I was supposed to be done in July and now I can't do anything... I wasn't even on the SAVE plan. I was on the preexisting forgiveness program for state employees and teachers. Now they won't touch my account, placed a hold on it so all I can do is make payments. I'm not paying shit until I have a definitive word about when I'm done!
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It does that, phone decides to just fuck up when I type and autocorrects/inserts random periods and shit. Doesn't seem to matter what I try, resize the keys, wipe learned words, change key layout...
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It really depends on the dog. I've known some who don't and some who do. Essentially it's all dependent on hygiene, pheremones, bacteria, and fungi they pick up. My last dog was very into keeping her paws clean. She didn't get muddy and liked when we wiped her paws down if she was in the rain, so hers didn't smell at all.
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Didn't stop Trump when he talked with Netanyahu during his visit... Why would the rest of his family think they're any different?
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I laughed...
You laughed...
The mop bucket laughed...
I shot the mop bucket.
Good times!
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Original Halo was released in 2001, 23 years ago.
Super Mario Bros was released in 1985, 39 years ago.
There is less time between the release of the first SMB and Halo than Halo and the present day, 16 years...
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Seen all of those except Late Night, but I'll check it out! Thanks!
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I have yet to actually play the game, but it's still totally one of the best horror movies I've ever watched. Not even joking.
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Who'd have thought banning sex ed in schools would result in unsafe sex amongst teens!?
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Also, what the fuck is with Japanese law, criminalising modding?
My best guess would be that they're trying to get ahead of the recompiler scene before it catches a bigger foothold. But also, that lumps in the entire rom hacking and fan translation community, which I'm sure they view as perpetuating the piracy of their games.
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The problem is, we want to go to Mars at some point, we don't need his toxic ass ruining it anymore than it has been.
I vote expulsion from the known universe, sealed in a container similar to how we've stored nuclear waste.
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Says the elderly man who was found guilty of 34 felonies, a rape, and how many other charges we're still waiting to see justice served for.
Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!
Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.
Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now. Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.
Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car... For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!
Capt. Wolf
capt_wolf@ lemmy.worldPerpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...