What movie would have ended at the beginning if the people in it acted like normal people?
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    Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That's why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

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  • D'Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai arrives at Emmys showing solidarity for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women.
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    As someone who is white but grew up in a heavily ingenious area I'm all for native Americans getting there's. Watching res dogs was a good watch and tell people they should.

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  • I understand this might not be the right place for this....
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    God awful. I've never used unflavored gelatin before, and it is supposed to be treated differently than box jello. They came out super rubbery and thick. You would have to chew for a good 20 seconds just to be able to attempt to swallow. The flavor was even more bitter than regular malort some how. 1/10

    I'm going to play around with it some more when we get malort back in stock.

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    These three regions make up 50% of world GDP
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    Not even the UK as it looks like Scotland and Northern Ireland are left out. Not even all of Britain as the western shore isn't included??

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    Fast Food Worker Serves Bullets Instead of Curly Fries
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    Well as a general rule, don't fuck with the people who make your food. Am service industry and can attest. I've never spat in food or anything against health code, but if you're a dick your gonna reap your reward.

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  • What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?
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    "Gotta see a man about a dog."

    Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a "Tony ten-er."

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    This shows that Darwin theory failed.
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    Pretty sure the people who think evolution is a crock just don't understand biology, whether to shit teachers or defunct critical thinking.

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  • I understand this might not be the right place for this....
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    Idk yet. Made em right before I left for the night. Don't work today but intend to go in just to see if they set properly. Will report back on how gross they are in 5 hours or so.

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  • I have introduced my downtown PNW city dive to malort, got my distributor to pick it up, and most people love/hate malort. We usually have rows of 6 different flavors of jello shots. Whatevs, they sell. We've been joking for 3 years now for April fools day doing malort, unflavored, food coloring shots and sneaking them into the actual peach/lime/orange/whatevs. I finally brought it unflavored gelatin and made the malort jello shots. Tonight is a test run.

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    [book] Jeff Noon's Vurt Series
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    Not sure if you read it yet. 4 months later... I have been locked out of my lemme account until recently and this is my curious yellow tat I got about 3 weeks ago...

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  • A cool guide of commonly believed myths
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    Oil does help pasta not stick together. Ya just gotta ice shock the pasta THEN add a bit of olive oil and give it a toss. I think the misconception comes from adding oil to the water.

    Source: 20 years in service industry. I wouldn't even want to know the tonnage of pasta I have served through the years....

    E: the oil thing is for bulk pasta. I'm gonna cook off a couple pounds and portion them out for when I need exactly 6 or 10 ounces of pasta for a dish. Throw the portion in a pasta caulinder to quick heat it up and toss in whichever sauce/dish I have prepared.

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