Trains is crabs 🦀
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    and any war-machine to a metal-crab: tank, or tank with wings

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  • /from https://x.com/Child0ut/status/1773647677411995833

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    ich_iel
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    startkste Kraft im Osten

    China?

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  • Customer service
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    so you saying, he got turned into a a customer?

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  • So...
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    we used to call it caring

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  • Some Assembly Required
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    you'd also need at least 3 to account for positive outcome of the Vänner * 2 - 5 = x

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  • Chrome thinks Firefox is unsafe!
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    those also blew up, no traces left

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  • ### image-description an employee of a big tech firm, saying «The Jargon Jar is full. Wipe those tears with dollar bills.» ### links - panel from: https://threddyrex.com/posts/20230201_all_hands/ - comics: https://threddyrex.com - author: https://infosec.exchange/@threddy

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    Severe Fun
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    you had half of a good idea, but your call to action is winner of a shit eating contest

    threat of poverty is quite enough already.

    but hey, if you wish — someone will break your arms if you dont make the best videogame ever. you are welcome.

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    I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠
    Valve doesn't sell ad space on Steam so it can make room for surprise hits: 'We don't think Steam should be pay-to-win'
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    here's the kicker: amazon sells their own product at the public market owned by amazon, undercutting any other seller on near-exact things.

    imagine if valve made knockoffs of every famous game and just redirected every search to them.

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearPO
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    "All the land was claimed by others before we were born"
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    what race claps the most hands?and 👏 IS 👏 IT 👏 SIMPSONS 👏

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  • Twitch has stories now, because all social media has to be the same
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    one can still "stream" a pre-recorded video-file and even make re-runs or their older streams officially, they just want to limit actual data-rehosting, as storage costs for backlogs might exceed any ad-revenue from them

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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMI
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    I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠
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    taking 1d4 slashing damage on disadvantage sounds mild, but so does the tooth pain

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  • ich_iel
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    * Wurstschaft

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  • Don't make this embarrassing faux pas when traveling abroad
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    • just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
    • want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
    • «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
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  • "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearMI
    Microblog Memes dym_sh Now 97%
    I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠

    ### transcription "I framed the tweet that got me banned from twitter. 🤠" the tweet: «Hey @BilldeBlasio, I hope you step on a lego. 🖕» \ timestamped with Jan. 16ᵗʰ 2022 B.E. (before Elmo) replies: - "Disrespectful to legos, so I get it" - "Wow that's hateful stuff" - "You went too far with that, even freedom has its limits bro"

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    "Initials" by "Florian Körner", licensed under "CC0 1.0". / Remix of the original. - Created with dicebear.comInitialsFlorian Körnerhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearFR
    Frugal Now
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    What "frugal" tricks have you found to just not be worth it, either in time or money?
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    frugal

    > cant ask neighbors to come in and pick their avocados
    > uses spears instead

    no, that's not frugality, those are signs of mental ineptitude

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  • Well, it was nice while it lasted?
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    it literally is, infinite growth for its own sake at any cost.

    but hey, there is also stock market

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  • marie curie died
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    marie curie died

    2001 linux fonts killed her

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  • Use of AMD Anti-Lag+ technology in Counter Strike 2 will result in a VAC Ban, Valve confirms
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    still fail to do what they’re designed to

    they were designed to create chinese botnet, and they will

    «anti-cheat» is the same as «anti-terror» — a gift-paper wrapper

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  • - comic: [Lettuce Enthusiasm](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/off-topic-but/lettuce-enthusiasm/viewer?title_no=832220&episode_no=51) - series: [Off topic but](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/off-topic-but/list?title_no=832220) - author: [Sir Beeves](https://www.sirbeeves.com/)

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    - comic [Hanger](https://tapas.io/episode/2521270) - series [Doodle for Food](https://tapas.io/series/Doodle-for-Food/info) - author [Megan McKay](https://www.doodleforfood.com/) []()

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    - [Nifty Comics](https://theniftyfoxcomics.tumblr.com/tagged/my+comics)

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    https://dym.sh/@dym/statuses/01HBP9JMXG384XK68MHH1H5JMR

    ### transcription text: «Solomon kid would wear pants like this or like this» pictured — a simplistic outline of a kid split in half: 1. along the belt, leaving lower half to wear regular pants with full belt normally. 2. from top to bottom, having both left and right halfs to wear one enclosed trouser-leg, each with its own belt.

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    - by [Adam Crivello](https://tapas.io/adamcrivello20) - series [Vacant Expression](https://tapas.io/series/Vacant-Expression/info)

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    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e93d7385-ab02-4045-a39b-511f110112b9.png

    Cars & Dragons — a Disney+ DnD-inspired fantasy series [image description]: «a logo for movie Cars and second part of logo for DnD ("&Dragons") are represented as combined into one»

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