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Yeees, totally normal and culty at all...
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Conclusion: succes comes from defying the laws of physics.
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I'm begging people to actually educate themselves on how the pyramids were built. They were built by paid workers, but then later, the Greeks saw them and assumed they were built by slaves because that's what the Ancient Greek did with their building projects.
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Yeah, if everyone started turning into a cyborg, walking becomimg a subscription-based service would be just a question of time.
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If you're going to make me live in a dystopia, then there better be a cool aesthetic at least.
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communism is when women in video games look like real people
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I tried this. The file it gave me was labeled "Unknown". I transported it to the resource pack folder and opened Minecraft, but it didn't show up in the resource packs.
I'm trying to convert a Java texture pack (it's a zip file) to a Bedrock pack. I've already tried madis0 on github, convertmcpack.net, and mconverter.eu.
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Didn't know plexiglass had so much cultural value.
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Back in my day, you'd have to carry your toy hedgehog by yourself. I've never allowed my children to be anywhere near these 'wheels'.
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Try bark. It might not be as comfortable, but it does the job well.
I promised the kids that if they work extra hard during harvest, we'd take a horse carriage into town and watch an execution. Well, we did that, and especially my youngest son (5 winters old) was excited to see his first execution. And guess what? All they did was just drop the guillotine blade on the thief, and that's it. No screams, no splatter, just one quick chop and everyone heads home.
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the hell are you doing on lemmy then
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First of all, the vast majority of media cares only about crafting and publishing stories that people want to read, instead of stories that people should read. Think about clickbait articles. Their purpose is to get people to read the story and therefore give them money (either by seeing ads, buying a physical magazine/newspaper, or signing up for a paid subscription), as oppised to actually informing the public about things they should know
Second, capitalism needs the working class to think that they can get rich too if they just work hard, and thus people spend their lives working because they've been told that they can get rich. Allow me to illustrate:
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If you don't care about a genocide, then what the fuck is wrong with you?
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thanks, now my brain will forever connect this myth to gay sex
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We should just revive everyone who contributed to this dumpster fire and make them fix it before they can go back to being dead.
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Yep. Go to flea markets and trift stores people.
Today when I was visiting the marketplace for some new pots, I came across a merchant selling these odd, a bit fabric-like white sheets. He told me that the Egyptians make these from reeds to write on them. Personally, I don't see a need for such a material. Just use a clay tablet like a normal person!
So, I'm planning on buying myself a (second-hand) laptop once I get the money. I'm nowhere near tech-savvy so it has to be easy to use, but also I want something that is built to last, as opposed to certain (looking at you, Apple) devices that are desinged to become unusable within a next couple of years. Any recommendations?
Pretty much every time I cry, my nose gets super runny and my throat gets slimy. Why is that?
So, embarassing story: I went to the baths, took off my clothes, and left my tunic there. I had nobody to watch them because my slave ran away the other day, and when I came back, it was gone. So, if there's anyone nearby willing to lend me an extra tunic, please DM me ASAP. It's getting cold here. P.S. Does anyone know any good curses to write on my curse tablet?
So I'm looking for a tool that can tell me the total cost of things I buy. Like if I buy item A for 1,20€, item B for 5,60€ and item C for 10€, it tells me how much the things I'm buying cost, which would be 16,80€ in this case. I tried looking it up, but apparently ddg is once again incapable of showing any relevant results.
So, I happen to be a king near the Mediterranean (not telling where bc I don't wannna doxx myself), and the other day a messanger ran into my palace shouting "the sea people are coming!". I told him that there can't be 'sea people' because people live on land and not in the sea, but he kept insisting that there are 'sea people' and they're coming, so I had him drowned to prove that people living in the sea is impossible. Now all kids in the city are talking about 'sea people' and it's driving me nuts. I hope this trend goes away soon.
Image ID: a black and orange image of Sisyphus pushing up a boulder. The boulder is labeled "the fucking menstrual cycle". A few days after my period ends I just blissfully forget about it until one day I wake up and notice my crotch looks like someone was murdered there. Super duper fun.
Rain start. Put out tribe fire. Tribe cold. Grunk go to other tribe. Grunk steal fire. Other tribe cold. We warm. AITA?
So, the other day I thought I smelled smoke somewhere, and my house was on fire. There happened to be some of Crassus' slaves around and they refused to put out the fire until I sold my house to him for a ridiculously low price. My atrium is ruined and now he's charging us an unbelievable amount of rent.
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