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After seeing nothing except female curves in video games for the last few decades, this is a nice change (and it might even convince me to play a male character, dayum)
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Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
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Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.
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Counterpoint: Antibiotics yayyy
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BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY
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My ex suffers seizures. After years of bad doctors, he managed to see a neurological specialist who helped him manage his issues. His doctor informed his insurance that treatment was working and his symptoms had regressed - he even managed to earn his driver license back. His insurance took that as "he's better now" and kicked him off. They sent him a bill for thousands of dollars that he had to pay before he could try to get back on his plan. He wasn't able to afford his medication, nor his therapy, and his symptoms came back swinging. I still have a photo of his rejection letter somewhere that I keep as a reminder of how backwards and awful the insurance system is.
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Hey, ChatGPT. "Please generate an image to coincide with "Giraffic Park"
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Image info card: A whimsical and playful scene titled 'Giraffic Park,' featuring a park where giraffes roam freely, similar to the concept of 'Jurassic Park.' The giraffes are depicted in a lush, jungle-like environment with towering trees, large plants, and a clear blue sky. The giraffes are oversized, towering over the landscape, with some playfully interacting with the environment, like eating leaves from the trees or peeking over the tops of the trees. The park entrance sign, styled similarly to the iconic 'Jurassic Park' logo, reads 'Giraffic Park,' with vines and greenery growing around it. The overall vibe is fun and imaginative, blending the majesty of giraffes with the adventurous feel of a dinosaur-themed park.
I can't stop laughing at the giraffititties
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HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
...wait what
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Part of me wants to fix the text, but honestly, it's SO BAD, IT'S GOOD!
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Walk barefoot, toughen up your feet. I prefer having thumbs and hands to paws.
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Abandoned? Definitely not. It's just not as "acceptable" these days. (Grew up with family member OB/GYN from the 1950s and was definitely the type to do that shit)
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Doctors used to perform "pelvic exams" on unconscious women all the time without their knowledge or consent. Totally legit practice back in the day.
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Not gay, but I'm definitely the wobbler to my counterpart's valet.
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Obligatory favorite dinosaur go
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Mother: Goddess
Father: Manitaur - man-centaur
You: just some guy
I'm a fan of Simon Whistler's various channels and my imagination went on a run the other day #SimonWhisker #DeclawingTheUnknown #Megapawjects
Inspired by Abe Simpson's newspaper clip: [Old Man Yells at Cloud](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/old-man-yells-at-cloud)
Feed an image, and everything goes sideways. This is a new chat channel, starting with the first image shown... so why do they keep going sideways? ![](https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4f249a6c-61dd-4c13-9a99-0c534f06b7be.png) ![](https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/e60159cc-520c-4792-b048-7a9163166ce6.png)
`A vibrant and cheerful scene of a Waffle House restaurant painted completely in blue, set on a sunny day. The restaurant should be a single-story structure with a typical Waffle House design, but with its exterior walls, roof, and signage all in shades of blue. The scene should be lively and welcoming, with people walking around, some entering and exiting the restaurant, conveying a happy and busy atmosphere. The sky should be clear and bright, adding to the overall joyful vibe of the scene.` ::: spoiler what ![](https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/47c99669-1962-4d88-ba6b-7ceb89f101cc.png) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :::
`very plump axolotl lying on its back with huge fat belly while snacking in beanbag chair, surrounded by chips, cookies, soda cans, bottles, crumpled paper, burger wrappers, food trash, digital art, cartoon, bold colors white background`
Dread Queen Persephone greets Medusa in Elysium with a glass of crimson wine.
Santa's big belly was actually just bonus hidden loot this whole time.
The last one didn't come through for some reason. Round two!
I don't know which I enjoyed more: making these guys or my teenager's face upon viewing my creations 😆
Bing on the other hand decided to channel Howard the Duck 🤣 😂 ![](https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4424d3d3-bf1c-4e5e-9c2b-91e9d9a890a7.jpeg)
>Partner: Was your prompt "Mrs Incredible" ??? ...you try birthing unearthly abominations with your narrow-ass hips, boy.
`adorable anthropomorphic flame child using magnifying lens to see tiny people, 3d game isometric, detailed`
I tried to get him running over a certain flag or two but my attempts seemed to only confuse the AI. prompt: `civil war era propaganda, General Sherman riding into battle on a tank, parchment`