For comparison, human brains only use 25W. We're pretty damn good.

Lowe's has Christmas decorations out already. They've crossed the Halloween blockade.

230 calories per bottle

The serving size is BOTTLE?!

Don't teachers have to pay for stuff out of pocket a lot of times?

Yep. But at least you can claim that on your taxes! Only up to $300 per year though.

(Spoiler alert: it's always more than $300 a year)

The Lathe of Heaven by LeGuin is pretty short, and great

Y'all know that trick for toddlers where you give them a choice between two things so they don't throw a tantrum? Maybe we could try that.

"We can either raise the minimum wage to $22--"

Conservative: "NOOOOO don't WANT THAT, don't want! Poor people will TAKE ALL THE CHEESEBURGERS"

"--Or implement UBI. How does that sound?"

"...Ok."

If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.

Seems like that should be illegal

Also, this is, like, chance 15 for Trump anyway

Dons boomer hat

Well we all know women can't drive either, am I right fellas?

Turns toward camera. Cue laugh track

Ok. Which is yours? What's your pitch?

Where along the DNC's journey to the right do you hop off? Is it never? When do you hop off the electoral trend and join the Revolutionary trend?

And what is this revolutionary trend doing? Is there a plan? Because "let's get Trump elected and hope for the best" really isn't a great pitch

Can we convince them that billionaires are eating pets

There was a rumor to that effect, yes. But I think it was mostly a meme 😂

Hollywood budgets are insane these days.

I watched Godzilla -1. That movie was fucking boss, and apparently its budget was only $15 million. That's less than they spent removing the CGI buttholes from Cats.

You ever see how many pairs of safety scissors are in a kindergarten classroom? What did you think all those were for?

Transition lenses, baybeeee

https://youtu.be/HKdsRWhyH30

The fucking magnet in the junkyard scared me so much

"open to" it is good, sure, but I want her to champion it. Bully pulpit and all that