skeezix Now • 100%
For $10 a month you can get the brain implant without ads.
skeezix Now • 100%
Lock her up.
skeezix Now • 100%
Yes but not just disasters. Toilet paper got sold out before the last solar eclipse. Americans buy toilet paper because it’s one of the few things they can still do with agency. It makes them feel like they accomplished something
skeezix Now • 50%
You can use your hand
skeezix Now • 100%
Does this upset you?
skeezix Now • 100%
“Is this going to affect our business?”
“No but it’s a good excuse to raise prices anyway!”
skeezix Now • 12%
Is it me or is mozilla kinda turning into a cunt lately
skeezix Now • 66%
Ah youre talking about what hamas and hezbola have been doing.
skeezix Now • 75%
Blocker walled . Cant read, sorry.
skeezix Now • 100%
That will help them build a fuller marketing profile on you.
skeezix Now • 100%
Seems like an opportunistic cash grab
skeezix Now • 100%
Three dogs, 2 cats, and a parakeet. Diddy is a diddler.
skeezix Now • 100%
Feed the burger machine.
skeezix Now • 25%
They call him Stumpy now and he has a nano-penis
skeezix Now • 100%
- Car insurance is optional
- Kids get govt subsidised dental care until they’re 18
- Most common prescriptions are $5 or free
- We did away with pennies because they’re pointless
- It’s common to go barefoot into shops and grocery stores
- Most kids in elementary school go barefoot
- Semi automatic weapons banned
- Kids get 20 hours govt subsidised daycare per week
- When you sell your car the license plate typically goes with it
- Most gas stations serve hot food and it’s good (by American standards)
- Online banking allows instant direct cross-bank money transfer, so nobody uses Paypal or Venmo
- Nobody pays by check, nobody carries around a checkbook
- It’s not unusual for public parks to have exercise equipment
- For short domestic flights, time between entering the airport and boarding the plane can be as short as 60 seconds
- The milky way is still visible in good sized towns
- Praying mantises are still common
- Money (bills and coins) feature women, nature, and explorers not war generals, bankers, and buildings.
skeezix Now • 100%
No. Israel scientists get free pizza at lunchtime. Would you like to contribute to the pizza fund?
skeezix Now • 100%
Most companies are satisfied with adequate workers rather than diligent and empowered workers. The latter cost too much. This is a convenient way for Amazon to cull the crew without incurring bad PR. This is why it’s often a shitshow in offices and warehouses; because the workers with self esteem and motivation either get fed up and leave or are forced out. This is just a facet of Big Capitalism.
skeezix Now • 100%
It was a bad paste, sorry. Changed my mind anyway and deleted
skeezix Now • 76%
Yes. This is correct. Kudos to you for reaching the correct conclusion. It’s difficult to admit the system is fucked beyond repair; the fundamental shortcoming of Jill Stein voters. The only hope is to continue voting for the most progressive of the two candidates and pressure the winner to change the system (if that is even possible)
skeezix Now • 50%
I thought Lemna was dead but yesterday’s test flight release is fantastic! Best lemmy app out there now!
Should they be a thing?
What was up with that? Why did it do that?
If so what kind of information does it provide?