make sure to remind him that Republican leadership has done nothing to stop him, and has facilitated his shitty policy changes every step of the way. just in case he thinks Trump is the only problem and plans on going back once he's gone

ok then it was for matted hair.

was the shaving on the belly? means it might have already been fixed. if it has one ear tip missing, it's definitely been fixed

local rescues and hardware stores usually have live traps for rental. you have to leave like a $75 refundable deposit but you get it back as long as you don't break this trap.

also a lot of pet shops tend to have scanners available, you can call around to see if there's one closer

it's the least efficient method we currently have of storing electricity. and it's only zero emission if you use a fuel cell

lol my friend was sober, she took the phone away and told me to go ahead and come over. the one who wanted to watch had passed out on the couch by then, so we went to the bedroom.

that's really funny. I had an FWB (let's say Katie) that I was still friends with but not sleeping with because she had started dating somebody. she'd recently broken up with him, and her closest girl friend got absolutely sloshed and called me from Katie's phone asking if she could watch us fuck.

I got two comments in 40 minutes.

it's a modified R7 ICBM.

why don't they just copy-paste the soyuz?

please do not look at me without the express written consent of Major League Faces

"they told us to stop wearing masks because they needed to train their new 'AI' facial recognition on us."

it definitely looks better than that Zachary Quinto circle jerk medical drama.

can I have the leaf, or is she just showing it to me?

dude. I was at a Christian rehab center several years ago. this one kid came as a resident, his parents having been missionaries in Western Africa.

he kept having "seizures", except he was completely conscious during them, he would just have fits where he would collapse to the ground and have uncontrollable muscle spasms. I'm pretty sure it was a form of panic attack, but some Christian hypnotherapist had hypnotized him, and "uncovered" a "suppressed memory" of some random African dragging him into the woods and putting a curse on him at knifepoint. when he was having a fit, one staff member would hold his head in a pillow to keep him from hurting himself, and somebody else would read the bible over him.

somehow, this curse was strong enough to overpower the word of god, but not a handful of xanax.

fuck I looked it up and that's a 14.5x114mm. I thought it was going to be a .50/12.7

they manufactured tens of thousands of those tandem RPG rounds in-country too

have you seen the brick technique?

https://youtube.com/shorts/Twv5fc55S_8

because few people in this society spend money on something that makes other people's lives easier.

he considered it a psych drug. this is the same Doctor who would ask me if I wanted a prostate exam or not during my physical. like who asks that? nobody wants one, but at a certain age everybody needs one every year. found out later it's because he was a germaphobe