If you don't stop stopping, I'll stop you myself?

https://youtu.be/GCSGkogquwo?si=rggWBm0_NXRjaC6v

Hey, they can't steal American's data, that's our job

• us gov

I encourage you to get to know your local library with your children. They have books, audio books, magazines, and movies. Some have tools and cookware you can borrow too. They serve as cooling zones during heat waves. And don't forget librarians, they are experts at research you can use to your advantage.

That lady is a good human

Had one perch in my yard last summer.

As if they need any help...

Half baked turd doesn't work and they refuse to fix it in less than "when we feel like it."

Good news! It's a suppository.

It's those damn poors fault for making the billionaires be money hoarding assholes?

Ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack ack! Ack, ack ack.

"borrowed from the internet"

They are gratuities, not bribes, DUH

/s

Give me new cool superpowers, like respiration of water AND air.

I run a pi hole and it blocks 1000 attempts per minute from a single Samsung TV, then it outright denies requests from the tv. Duck those douches.

I think they're mad at the wrong people. The middle men are the bad guys in my eyes. Same goes for bullshit like pharmacy benefit companies.

Fuck all non municipal internet providers. They can oligobble my balls.

https://youtu.be/0ilMx7k7mso?si=bDyHrA0XdsP9Dqeq

Still waiting for free shit in exchange for being able to show me ads. I had free-i back in the days of dialup. At least the relationship was clear back then.

Reverse auction time!

Good. The last ceo got 40% for being a fuck up, blowing 60 billion on stock buybacks, and running the company literally into the ground. The mechanics deserve every penny.