Tesla Cybertruck caught fire after hitting a fire hydrant in bizarre crash
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    You can set me on fire by hitting me in the trunk area baby

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    Could the dogwhistle blow any louder?
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    Reddit Down: Community Site Experiencing Widespread Errors
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    Sure, to first bake a cupcake you need degraded performance…

    I… I already have that.

    Normally degraded performance means that things happen too slowly, not too quickly.

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  • Police Officers Are Dogs
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    You seem to think there is any will to change anything. There isn't, the system is already working exactly as intended.

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  • Suspicion that Reddit is weeding out human users
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    Mods can't issue permanent site-wide bans.

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  • What is your "I could have been rich" story?
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    Or been unable to pay his bills and been forced to sell at 4k / coin.

    I'd default on the bills and keep the bitcoin.

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    Burglar Discovers You Can “Peel” Cybertruck and Access the Inside
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    It drives for up to four hours before suffering a mechanical fault, then you have to get it towed and wait six months for repairs. The game is hyper realistic.

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  • What is the movie like thing that has happened to you?
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    Was it raining? I hadn't noticed.

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  • How do you join a different instance?
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    You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

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  • How do you join a different instance?
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    Are bots incapable of doing that?

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  • Email Security for Every Taste
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    I considered recommending "attempt at" but "an attempt at a model" still sounds weird. OP went with "to create" which sounds better 🙂

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    > The German concern BMW AG has, for the first time, outpaced the American company Tesla in the sale of electric cars in the European Union.

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    **Summary** - Morgan Stanley International bank chairman Jonathan Bloomer, his wife Judy, and Clifford Chance lawyer Chris Morvillo are among those missing after a British yacht sank in Sicily - British tech tycoon Mike Lynch and his 18-year-old daughter Hannah are also missing - The yacht sank in bad weather in the early hours of Monday - 15 were rescued, six are missing, and a man’s body has been recovered - The body has not been formally identified, but the Palermo coastguard said it was the ship’s cook - The search is continuing on Tuesday - access to the boat’s cabins has been blocked by furniture - Separately, it has emerged that Mike Lynch’s co-defendant in a recent major legal case, Stephen Chamberlain, died on Saturday in a road accident

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    When I first open up lemmy.world in the browser, I am not logged in, and at top right it says Login. I type my username and password and hit enter. I get the hourglass for a few seconds, then for a split second the word Login is replaced by another word, before displaying my username (wazoobonkerbrain). I did a screencast (recording) so that I could slow it down enough to see what the other word is and it is "calaei". The screencast is in webm format and I can share it if you want, I don't see a way to post it here.

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