lucky cigarettes and other strange rituals
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    I pat my car on the dashboard above the wheel every time it starts to thank it for being willing to rouse itself from its slumber for me.

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  • Pan-Fried Tofu With Agave Sriracha Sauce - Vegan Lo Mein Underneath, Green Onions and Sesame Seeds on Top!
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    Thats nice! Only thing i'd try differently is with toasted sesame seeds since I think the earthy nuttiness would be a better contrast to, what I'm guessing is, a sweet spicy sauce

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  • Mr. President, welcome to the movement.
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    Kamala's VP pick Midwestern Marx.

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  • Mr. President, welcome to the movement.
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    Where's bernie?

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  • Videogame development times are getting out of control
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    One look at the fucking incestuous flow chart made me feel nausea. How the hell does anything get fucking done?

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  • Folks what did his handlers do to his account https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1841589783883100251

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    Hinkle casually being a nazi
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    That's why they're called white hammer

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
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    The Martin Bormann vs Hermann Göring debate more like

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  • Bulletins and News Discussion from September 30th to October 6th, 2024 - Qassam, Qassem, Quagmire
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    New rule update hasn't happened because of the huge stuff happening right now. Yup That's totally why.

    Nottaly totally not me being a bit lazy because works roflstomping me, no siree. I am but a simple servator of the news comm posters keeping things simple and familiar while decades are happening in hours.

    Yup

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  • Whenever you post communist content in lemmy.ml
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    A swarm of what? Fruit flies?

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  • Yes, it's too small, I know
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    Yes, it's too small, I know

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  • Yes, it's too small, I know
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    Sorry but that text detailing what Alan Moore's box is too small.

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  • Yes, it's too small, I know
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    Hey I don't know if you know this but the text on Alan Moore's box is too small.

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  • Shush I know this is like 7 year old info. It's still funny.

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    Hearts of Iron mods have done more damage to the left in the past two decades than any of the historical sectarianist infighting we usually do
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    Imagine being "loyal" to the most warlike, genocidal, imperialist nation on earth which is the scourge of indigenous peoples, leftism, and actual democracy worldwide. a gamer

    Shortened it for ya

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  • If you could change a single part of pre 18th century history what would you change?
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    I'd want to see how radically different history would be if Constantin 1, the Christian one, was assassinated before he could proclaim Christianity as the religion of the empire.

    Alternatively I'd want to see how wild shit would get if Qin Shi Huang didn't poison himself to death via alchemy bullshit.

    Third one: horses in the Americas for as long as they've been in the old world.

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  • (cw: slur) Kelly: Baby, I'm-A Haunt You
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    I honestly thought he was a crypto-trot

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  • https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ef009192-278d-4a6a-a2f3-612c3446f617.jpeg

    This account used to call itself @PamphletsIWW This is not a jab at anarchists, this is a jab at gamers that think they're anarchists. https://x.com/CSAPamphlets/status/1840459330589507927 if you give a shit about sources

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    Don't ask me how dirt owl got Eric Idle, from monty python, head to faff around with silly loafers, but here we are.

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