Can someone tell me how cooked I am
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    If it's not for probation I'm not sure its even legal for someone to watch you piss, while a urine pouch is probably the most sure fire route there are drinks that will purge your system of metabolites. Goto a local head shop and ask for a detoxification drink, do not say it's for a drug test or they won't sell it to you.

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  • For this Wednesday, 8PM EST, Sopranos, 9PM EST, Fire Island and idk I'm leaving a list and will no longer be hosting movie nights
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    To whom it may concern, this is my most up to date list of users, Barrbaric asked to be removed and Comradesharkfucker@lemmy.ml asked to be added earlier this week.

    @CARCOSA@hexbear.net @CDommunist@hexbear.net @Cherufe@hexbear.net @ClathrateG@hexbear.net @ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net @clover@hexbear.net @comi@hexbear.net @ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net @ComradeEchidna@hexbear.net @context@hexbear.net @congressbaseballfan@hexbear.net @crime@hexbear.net @DasKarlBarx@hexbear.net @DeathToBritain@hexbear.net @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net @Eco@hexbear.net @ella@hexbear.net @el_principito@hexbear.net @EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net @FidelCashflow@hexbear.net @GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net @Goadstool@hexbear.net @GoroAkechi@hexbear.net @Grownbravy@hexbear.net @halfmoon@hexbear.net @Kanna@hexbear.net @Kaputnik@hexbear.net @kristina@hexbear.net @Koa_lala@hexbear.net @LeninWeave@hexbear.net @LoudMuffin@hexbear.net @Lundi@hexbear.net @marxisthayaca@hexbear.net @MaybeNickCage@hexbear.net @MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net @Mindfury@hexbear.net @Ness@hexbear.net @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net @PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net @PootrKrobuttkin@hexbear.net @PurrLure@hexbear.net @Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net @Redcuban1959@hexbear.net @REallyN@hexbear.net @RNAi@hexbear.net @RoseColoredVoid@hexbear.net @TankieTanuki@hexbear.net @Tervell@hexbear.net @ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net @Trouble@hexbear.net @ultraviolet@hexbear.net @UlyssesT@hexbear.net @viva_la_juche@hexbear.net @WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net @Wmill@hexbear.net @wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net @Yanqui_UXO@hexbear.net @Zoift@hexbear.net @wombat@hexbear.net

    @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net @WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net @Quimby@hexbear.net @Lydia@hexbear.net @OldMole@hexbear.net @HarryLime@hexbear.net @Grebgreb@hexbear.net @liberal@hexbear.net @ella@hexbear.net @all_that_is_solid@hexbear.net @pizzaTheHutt@hexbear.net @KenBonesWildRide@hexbear.net @KiraNerys@hexbear.net @leonadas444@hexbear.net @yugopnik@hexbear.net @BeamBrain@hexbear.net @iie@hexbear.net @American_Communist22@hexbear.net @Cromalin@hexbear.net @temptemp@hexbear.net @ClassUpperMiddle@hexbear.net @Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net@glimmer_twin@hexbear.net @CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net@Asa_the_Red@hexbear.net

    @Nakoichi@hexbear.net @morte@hexbear.net @Lussy@hexbear.net @plantifa@hexbear.net @bok@hexbear.net @notceps@hexbear.net @melon_popsicle@hexbear.net @Alaskaball@hexbear.net @itsPina@hexbear.net @SpookyVanguard64@hexbear.net @asaharyev@hexbear.net @aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net @Abraxiel@hexbear.net @Antilope@hexbear.net @AlexandairBabeuf@hexbear.net @Arahnya@hexbear.net @bbnh69420@hexbear.net @BrownGravy@hexbear.net @buh@hexbear.net @Bunhead@hexbear.net @Melina@hexbear.net

    @communistfuckface@hexbear.net @CopsDyingIsGood@hexbear.net @DashEightMate@hexbear.net @Downanotherday@hexbear.net @Edelgard@hexbear.net @el_principito@hexbear.net @FunkyStuff@hexbear.net @GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net @JamesConeZone@hexbear.net @LeftistJerrySeinfeld@hexbear.net @Lenins2ndAccount@hexbear.net @Melon@hexbear.net @MeltyBloodPlayer@hexbear.net @Shitbird@hexbear.net @Eugene_V_Dabs@hexbear.net @Thomas_Dankara@hexbear.net @thomasdankara@hexbear.net @AnarchaPrincess@hexbear.net @BrookeBaybee@hexbear.net @mop@hexbear.net @Pluto@hexbear.net @asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net @Wertheimer@hexbear.net @h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net @AlicePraxis@hexbear.net @Melonius@hexbear.net @Othello@hexbear.net @Vingst@hexbear.net @TankieCatgirl@hexbear.net @daisy@hexbear.net @Junomint@hexbear.net @buckykat@hexbear.net @Wisp@hexbear.net @frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net @Maaj@hexbear.net @QuietCupcake@hexbear.net @autismdragon@hexbear.net @Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net @ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml

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  • https://live.hexbear.net/

    **Hextube will anonymize your IP but it's still recommended you use a VPN for op sec** I have some movies loaded but I'll be taking a probably permanent break from Hextube and likely HB in general, it's just demanding a lot more of my time than I would like and I'm gonna go touch some grass. I'll leave my HB account active for a few days if any ![fedposting](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ca3ebb4d-6350-4470-bfe6-ed022c387fed.png "emoji fedposting") would like my contact info. Been fun ![rat-salute](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/94bcb899-8542-45fb-9dd7-b4a49a944346.png "emoji rat-salute") # **I'm gonna leave a list of picks here that I had loaded on Tankie.tube for the second movie and will leave it up to whoever wants to host discretion. I uploaded subtitles for everything on this list that I spot checked and should work.** Othello had a movie recommendation that I told them I would show tonight that looks fun, it's gay rom com Fire Island (2022) https://tankie.tube/w/7GYn5prq9cXZZJ5JqaB3t2 Breakin' (1984) - This was my original pick for the night but maybe people want something to balance out the rom com? Idk I don't control your life. https://tankie.tube/w/ijoDR3TDyaxtjm9YiivsQc Legendary Weapons of China (1982) - ![xi-reactionary-spotted](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/187bc4d0-db1e-4b13-88b3-8523a6448f75.png "emoji xi-reactionary-spotted") I was clapping like a seal while watching the trailer for this but haven't actually previewed it, a guy rips off his own testicles within the first 10 minutes. https://tankie.tube/w/1S9bdN5aeobuPfQpKofMaV Batteries Not Included (1987) - Robots come from outerspace and help some elderly tenants fight their landleech trying to evict them. https://tankie.tube/w/pATSYySBaqtQgVoJprjAhq Addams Family Values (1993) - Wednesday gets sent to a KKKolonizer summer camp and burns it to the ground. Eat shit Sarah Miller. https://tankie.tube/w/krFksewh6iq72SLwzU4kHY Masters of the Universe (1987) - This live action He-Man movie features Dolph Lundgren, Courtney Cox, Tom Paris and a muppet for comic relief that wasn't in the cartoon fight Skeletor for mastery of the universe or something, I didn't really watch enough to get the plot, there's some dimensional key? https://tankie.tube/w/3K4RQgJsamjDhkpv9BFGLb **I will leave my tankie.tube uploads until the end of the week unless I get some requests to keep them up and will be wiping the account after that.**

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    kitty-birthday-sad

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    THE WASHINGTON POST

    How Hexbear taglines die in darkness

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  • Mustang grape
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    Are they any good?

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  • Monday Night visual cuisine Sopranos ep S2e7 and Enthiran part 1
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    Should watch the rest of Enthiran after if people are up for it.

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  • This is mess up.
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    Yeah who would believe the military that parades around with the possessions of women and children they murdered and deliberately targets international aid workers would do something so heinous.

    https://twitter.com/MintPressNews/status/1780294072638280027

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  • I'm a terminal screenshotter
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    I usually screenshot stuff that makes me laugh or that I want to riff on with friends. I've been playing the Star Ocean remake the past few days and have been taking screenshots of the developers going a little overboard on the fetish dialogue. Like I've only played the second game but I don't remember it being this horny.

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  • Cringles?
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    Why it matters:

    It lets you know who needs to be shoved into a locker.

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  • This Man Wants to ‘Save the World’ By Letting You Jerk Off Into a Computer
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    Yeah someone posted a video of this guy demonstrating it last week and I can't understand how anyone could maintain an erection while Siri is telling you how you're really revving it's circuits.

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  • Monday Night visual cuisine Sopranos ep S2e7 and Enthiran part 1
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    rat-salute I'll be there for Sopranos at least. Trying to get some stuff crossed off on my to do list today.

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  • https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/davis/davis-police-investigating-hate-crime-israeli-flag-sliced-open-with-knife/103-d2a73f76-5417-438f-9c96-e62b92d51b8e

    Both incidents are being investigated as hate crimes because Davis police believe the alleged crimes were meant to terrorize the residents because of their actual or perceived **religious beliefs.** Hope he gets away ![rat-salute](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/94bcb899-8542-45fb-9dd7-b4a49a944346.png "emoji rat-salute")

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    This Man Wants to ‘Save the World’ By Letting You Jerk Off Into a Computer
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    When men stop seeking non-reproductive sex from human women, it's going to lead to an increase in reproductive sex. And it's going to save the world.”

    Sure.

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    Works fine for me.

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  • Poll: Only 20% of Americans trust their government to “do what’s right” in 2020, compared to 73% in 1958
  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy Aryuproudomenowdaddy Now 100%

    I think it's mostly just the rapidly eroding quality of life where most people no longer believe their children will do better than them while corporations are allowed to pillage the coffers for everyone to see. Most Americans still don't really give a shit about anything beyond their borders.

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  • Down with Gazan imperialism
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    We publish here an exchange of views with T, a contact in Germany, focusing on the mobilisations in support of “Freedom for Palestine”.

    I am absolutely not reading this.

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  • youre mom is deeply unserious
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    I was informed that my mom wrote in Desantis months after he dropped out.

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  • **Admin notice: We strongly encourage everyone joining use a VPN. Hextube now has added functionality that should anonymize everyone who join's IP but it's still a good idea to use one.** Three young alien beings with the ability to form a giant robotic warrior attempt to blend into suburbia, all while battling the tyrannical forces that ravaged their home world. Going to see if we can get through the last 10 episodes. We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies Be there, comrades! Link to the episode playlist: https://tankie.tube/w/p/5qmEFT1ULdb2Pwtz5YEcVQ

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    **Admin notice: We strongly encourage everyone joining use a VPN. Hextube now has added functionality that should anonymize everyone who join's IP but it's still a good idea to use one.** First up is Monkeybone. After a car crash sends repressed cartoonist Stu into a coma, he and the mischievous Monkeybone, his hilarious alter-ego, wake up in a wacked-out waystation for lost souls. When Monkeybone takes over Stu’s body and escapes to wreak havoc on the real world, Stu has to find a way to stop him before his sister pulls the plug on reality forever! Next is the Mummy. Dashing legionnaire Rick O’Connell stumbles upon the hidden ruins of Hamunaptra while in the midst of a battle to claim the area in 1920s Egypt. It has been over three thousand years since former High Priest Imhotep suffered a fate worse than death as a punishment for a forbidden love—along with a curse that guarantees eternal doom upon the world if he is ever awoken. **We’ll start at 9PM EST on Hextube, right here: https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies** Be there, comrades! # Letterboxd links - https://letterboxd.com/film/monkeybone/ - https://letterboxd.com/film/the-mummy-1999/ # Doesthedogdie links - Monkeybone: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/10574 - The Mummy: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/22993 # CWs for Monkeybone - Dog is drugged with nightmare serum - The monkey is a sex pest - Mild body horror # CWs for The Mummy - Flesh eating scarabs - Torture scenes but nothing is explicitly shown - People melted / burned alive - CGI body horror - Person is hung but are cut down before they strangle # Links to the movies - Monkeybone: https://tankie.tube/w/d9cNmBsj2hQMSJDZVB9R7Y - The Mummy: https://tankie.tube/w/jbrWUVMmbWVhrzoM2enW9i

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