Cobol Has Been "Dead" For So Long, My Grandpa Wrote About It
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    I was part of a team that was trained in COBOL to help update code in time for Y2K. We’ve been headhunted by the same company several times in the last ten years to further update and maintain the same code, originally written in the mid-1970s. I’m now 56, and I suspect that code base will live at least as long as I do.

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  • Trying to come up with a list of vague words for different "kinds of animals". Help?
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    Octopi aren’t fish.

    Do you mean collective nouns ?

    Or just “generic groups”, as in animal, plant, rock, fungi, lichen ?

    Maybe group words that aren’t as specific as collective nouns and not as generic as groups:

    • canine
    • marsupial
    • mammal
    • primates
    • carnivores
    • vertebrates
    • reptiles
    • birds

    Does that help?

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  • In their plaintive call for a return to the office, CEOs reveal how little they are needed
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    remote work involves a previously unthinkable change in the way productive activity is structured and organised. If workers can do without the physical presence of managers, perhaps they don’t need managers at all

    There it is. They want workers back in the office so that managers have some way of justifying their existence.

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  • Is driving a car this awful all the time?
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    Like anything else, the more you practice, the better you get. I remember how much anxiety and stress I had when I was learning; now I don’t even think about it.

    Could you get a friend or relative to take you out to a quiet area to get more practice away from traffic and other road users? Then slowly build up to more stressful situations. I was taking my kids a few times a week around the quieter back streets, round and round and round, until they got their confidence up, then we went out to small roads with traffic, and built up until they were driving on busy main roads and freeways.

    Here in Australia, you can choose to get an automatic-only license and not have to learn manual. Is that an option where you are?

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    (Not in response to the previous post; it’s an honest weird coincidence)

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    Is it “Camel-uh” or “Cam-ahl-uh”?

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    When I switch applications on iPad, and switch back to Firefox, it opens a new blank tab every time. But doesn’t happen on iPhone. Settings are the same on both devices. Has anyone else seen this? Firefox 123.1 iOS 17.3.1 iPad mini 5 iPhone 13 mini

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