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gets natural selection wrong. Disregarded.
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So the US is a single party dictatorship, wooo! Time to bomb them to bring in some democracy!
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I am so glad women aren't actually this dumb
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You don't support werewolves getting the vote? 
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Aww
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Isn't that technically Luigi's Mansion?
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Yeah that sounds like an interesting movie but also probably one that would make me physically ill.
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Defacing of beautiful hand drawn animation like Mononoke should be considered defacing art or at the very least, vandalism.
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Yeah that's not how it works at my uni at all lmao
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Our uni kicks you out if you fail more than three classes
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Punished owl
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SO I'M NOT REALLY SMART?!? NOOOOOO 
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Gonna DEI my way to the top
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Yeah, go for it guys. I'm more than okay with people educating me when I say something silly. People are more than welcome to disagree with me on this one.
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I think I did!
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It was easy as hell. You guys must have given me the best vibes
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All his kids hate him lmao
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Naturally occuring trans ppl don't exist in his fairy world?
Hoooo boy I wish I didn't suck at plant ID Fucking... Fabaceae are just beans and shit, right?
Pretty scary!
"I was scared the love expressed would be too intense if I went with the original" Williams confessed in a tell all interview.
My favorite is the episode where JIBBLE ZARP defends ACK ACK in court.
 Sorry that no one finds mannish shrieking blue haired feminists attractive! You can't force us to find you attractive! Beauty is objective, that's just how biology works. It's always been. Men find big eyes, long hair, reduced nose, small waist etc and, ahem... *youthful*... female features instinctively attractive (it indicates fertility). No real hot blooded man want's to play a video game as a women with peach fuzz on her face. You might find it "realistic" but men have always found it more attractive when women accentuate their naturally feminine features, not their masculine ones! Straight men want to date women, not other men! If you keep forcing your "realistic" (ugly) women on us, we're just going to replace you with fembots (much more attractive) and you'll be alone forever! So sorry! 
Boofing kryptonite right up his bum
I don't even have lips
What are you, a racist?
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1.Israel stupidly keeps attacking everyone and US weapons supply runs dry. They get destroyed by their victims retaliation. 2.China actually decides to do something. 3.Russia does that Simpsons bit where robot Lenin breaks out of his grave. But says "Haha joke!" And continues being shitty and capitalist. 4.Ukraine does something stupid and Nazi-coded to get attention from US senpai. 5.The US accidentally nukes itself.
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